Hitler’s Had Enough with Gran Turismo 5

Jordan Greer · · 88 Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGZfMhZQp5Q

This video was actually made last summer, so you may have seen it before. I’ve never posted it here, though, and today seems like the perfect day to share it (language warning). I’ve also made a few slight modifications to the site template which you might notice… Anyways, happy April fool’s day, guys, and remember: don’t believe anything new you read about GT5 for the next 24 hours!

Comments (88)

  1. craig

    very funny ,hitler rants always are ! to much banging on about the weather an crash damage who gives a shit ,we had a race on gt4 where it was wet and how shit was that! im board ov crash damage ive got gta4 for ps3 an forza3 for my xbollocks both have avrage crash systems but even it gt5s crashes are awesum its only going to be an extra ten mins befor im board ov crashes again,,,i wanna see garage info more tuneing more noz 100/50 bhp?how about 500bhp ? ps this site is better then the actual gt site!

  2. gt5isindeplovement

    its has been 5 years, because they are making a new physics engine, all starting from 0 to make it more realistic for you guys, and you just complain -_-

  5. Obli

    @hjds

    The movie is German is is called Der Untergang. In the UK, it was called Downfall. Very good film, albeit very sobering and depressing :)

  6. prazza

    very funny,”it was a perfect replica of auschwitz!” genius (i’m from england mind,i would do :))

  7. Mike

    @Ner0_sol03

    2011? I’m guessing Its going to be a Christmas 2012 release. Just days after the end of the world.

  9. aelange

    rofl, that was absolutely hilarious. i hope sony has seen that vid, it rings all too true.
    lmao; ‘they could have done 10 more games off the shit we did!’

  11. Ner0_sol03

    BILL GATES HAS WON!!!!!!!!!¡ laugh my ass offf…. Bill gates ain’t win nothing but the bitch of the year award… Pd and kaz are going to be pissin on ms and fm3 in 2111 when gt5 hit store shevls…. Thanks slot Sony: btw vid was too funny lmao

  14. Mike

    I’m in the same boat as Hitler is here. Except I didn’t buy an Xbox. The money I used to pre-order GT5 just went to buy Just Cause 2.

    Epic game, so much fun, and I actually have it here in my hands.

  16. Racing Fan

    Wow talk about some fanboys on this site. LMAO. Everyone taking shots at Forza 3. I’m not a FM3 fan, nor a GT5 fan. I’m a RACING fan and as of right now FM3 is out and playable. Those who claim it to be arcade need to get a grip. It’s not arcade. If you want to get your racing on it’s there. I also can’t wait for GT5 to hit the streets. I love all that I’m seeing with it and it should be a great game. But the fact of the matter is it isn’t here and FM3 is. So I enjoy FM3 while it’s here and i enjoy what it does, racing, and racing VERY well. I’m not depriving myself of racing just to wave a flag in a certain “camp”. Even hitler said “F’ it” and got a 360. LMAO. That vid was funny

  18. GMDLONDON

    Very good movie, difficult to laugh in silence.

    The frustrating fact is the GT fans are waiting if not toooooooooooooooo long.

  19. scooter1265

    Hitler is the original troll.

    Maybe,(CONSPIRACY THEORY!) KY is Hitler…just maybe.

    Let’s look at similarities.

    They’ve both propaganda’d us and brain washed us to follow what ever they do.

    They’re both very secretive and have unfathomable wealth.

    “and that’s all I got to say ’bout that.”

    Later,
    scooter1265

  22. driftking18594

    I can imagine why Hitler’s so pissed off. “I lost to Winston Churchill, Charles de Gaulle and Frank Roosevelt online playing GT5 Prologue!”

  24. maxpontiac

    Perhaps the whiners, the complainers, and the Forza faanboys should take Hitlers advice.. and leave GTPlanet.

    Kudo’s to you Jordan for changing the comment system to complaint system.

    It sure fits this new section to a “T”..

  25. James

    Hilarious! Seen it before but with text about the BMW GS motorcycle.

    So many thruths in the text about GT5! Least I am not alone!

    April Fools? All of us are fools for buying this game regardless of content.

    I cant believe I am saying this, but I will not buy on day 1. I will read these forums for the first week and then decide.

  26. Mongo Power

    Lol, even in a funny vid wit no real meaning, and the butthurt are already complaing( not the germans)
    apparently a single mention of Forza gets ur panties in a bunch… relax its just a game. Yall should check yourselves

  28. maxitsu

    still funny, “I took over europe faster than this!” LOL

    “i stayed up all night on d-day making making a custom level in LBP. only to have it deleted for ‘inappropriate content’ by the fucking admins! it was a perfect replica of auschwitz… LOOOOL

  29. LeStique

    You are completely missing the point. I am German too and I can fully understand that it doesn’t work in Germany. Not because it’s about Nazis or we aren’t able to laugh at all, because Germans have no feelings – whatever those are? – (got the sarcasm??), but because we actually understand what he’s saying, because in Germany, people use to speak…well…German. Got it? Still, I think it sums up all the pain with GT5 pretty well and it’s funny as hell (I turned the sound of: clever, eh?)

  30. wiski_ek9

    Im from germany too and i think it’s funny like hell! made my day =D the version where his gtr transmission fails is also very funny :P

  33. iucidium

    Until this masterpiece rears its head for real I shall play BFBC2, and proceed to shoot people in the balls with my M95, until gt5 is released

  36. Big Ron

    I am German and to hear the german language, but to read completely different texts is not very funny. Only funny, if you cannot understand german.

  39. MrK

    1st April… if the news said ‘GT5 delayed until 2011’, would you believe it?

    GT5 status is pretty sad, at least don’t anticipate it so much

    Delay Tursimo 5

  41. dearlybeloved

    how superb that all the ‘comments’ have been replaced with the word ‘complaints’ let me put it this way, gtplanet listens to us more that PD!

    Peace out!

  44. Mustangmiha

    Well, that is only thing I like about Hitler. And it’s even true, PD should stop posting us videos and trailers, just release the game, and skidmarks must be included!

  45. FlareKR

    “IT’S BEEN FOUR F***ING YEARS!” Going on five.
    “I had all the lisences!” “Actually…he was missing some.” XD

  48. Ciborio

    Era da tanto tempo che non ridevo così… !!!!
    Truly amazing… it’s the first time i see this video… i’m laughing with tears in my eyes !!! :-)
    Thanks

  51. Klaus_PSU

    This video is a classic!

    I posted it about six months ago in the forums and received a warning from famine though xD

  52. dearlybeloved

    Really good video. I like the fact that almost everyone left the room when he asked who owns a copy of forza and an xbox to own up and the rage he goes into, man that was just how i felt.

    Peace out.

  55. TrievelA7X

    It’s about time this site posted something dramatically negative about the 6 years (or more) of waiting.. Even if it is in jest.

  56. Sam

    Lame, people comparing Arcade game (forza 3) to a racing stimulator (GT5)

    also i think its bad move from GTplanet to post this… keep overhyping that buggy game Forza 2.5.

  59. BMfan

    That was so cool,the sad thing i know a guy who is thinking of buying an xbox and forza 3 and whats worse is that sold his old xbox to buy a PS3 with prologue.

  61. Hentis

    Very good but the March 1st bug was the best one :)
    Happy all fools day everyone :)
    Bring me GT5 :)

  62. GTracerRens

    I turned the sound of.. This is the best version of this scene I’ve ever seen! Hahaha, but actually he’s right…. We are waiting too long for this game…..

  63. gt3luke

    The demo videos look great but they are from last year. So they have all the time to optimise Gran Turismo 5(damage etc.). That game is gonna be outstanding and is worth the wait. I’m still a big fan and i wait as long as i’ll have to wait for Gt5.
    Because there is one day in our life that is gonna change when GT5 comes out.
    In the meantime i play: Just Cause 2, Red Dead Redemption and Mafia 2 and probably when i’m ready GT5 special edition is waiting for me.

  64. 914/6

    @ rattlehead

    FM3 is like a jaguar XKE. it’s great, with horrible build quality. fun when it works, but it never does.

    to the contrary, GT5 is like the veyron was in 2000 when we first saw the concept. we know it’s amazing, we all think it’s gonna be here soon, but it’s five years later and we’re stuck driving a broken jag.

    and if I’m honest, I expect to be driving the same jag in a year’s time.

  65. Rattlehead

    It would be much funnier, if Forza Motorsport 3 was really good game, not a crappy one.
    As for me, it’s better to wait GT5.

  66. S3 Racer

    guys guys head over to racingdreams.net
    and look Gt5 with skidmarks, 3d trees, reverse light, high fives, group hugs, ken block, fully animated mounth pits, realistic deformation of handcook, and everything you ever deamt of.
    sadly they needed to remove 999 cars to get there,…
    Now you can take the susuka alto on the straight of the tokio road, with skidmarks.

  69. alba

    Ahhh April’s fools. I used to rock at that little game but got tired of it somehow. Now i’m waiting for the kick ass Blizzard’s ones. They always are awesome! :D

  82. RACECAR

    Hmmm, how pathetic. I’d like to take the opportunity to shun Jordan for a most horendous job with this site. It is only a place of frustraition, pain and suffering that PD has wrought with there half truths and falsehoods. The creators and their corrupt gods have forsaken us with thier empty promises and this digital gate of hades has only added to the fire that burns already.

    May the fools be with you ;-D

  85. AaronAnonymous

    Is it just me, or has the word “comments” recently been replaced with “complaints”? haha.
    I guess everyone is complaining too much…

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