F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

FINAL ENTRY

Yes, young lady, I would glady sit with you and discuss the socio-political ramifications of holding the Bahrain GP later this year, as well as how it would further strain my already precarious position with the FOTA, but... frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a damn.

Now get out of my boat... I have a party to attend at Mosley's yacht...

Yes, my dear. It is smaller than all the others but you know what they say. Size doesn't matter

Lady: Let's take off Bernie - this is the wrong boat.
Bernie: Oh, yeah. But which one?

Bernie: Excuse me Miss, I can't seem to find my way back to the paddock...

Lady: Well don't ask me, I'm in the same boat...

"Baby, you know how I know this boat is mine? We both have a lot of wood."

Bernie: So what skills would you bring to the position as my personal assistant:

Female: Well if no one is looking, I'll show you!

Final Entry

Woman: Lets going boating somewhere stupid, somewhere they will never expect to see F1...

Bernie: Bahrain?

Bernie: "Let them up for air in a minute and ask them again who told them Formula 1 was for sale. I'm going to go some quick dry cement."

Final Entry

Bernie: Quick row, I see two teams of 12 U.S. Navy SEALs moving this way.

Bernie: Yes my lady, the boat is nice, but all yachts in the harbour must cost at least 2 million pounds. Now please, get out of my Grand Prix area.

Apparently at random, this boat is scrutineered after the race and later the owner was given a "20 second penalty of talking to Bernie Ecclestone". When asked about it, a certain driver labelled it as "a fricking joke" and pointed blame at the boats colour.

This was later misinterpreted as the driver defending some poor driving earlier that day.

Bernie: This everyone who wants to go to Bahrain?

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Sampling how the other half live must have been quite a shock for Bernie, as all boats he owns have at least two oars

BE: "Who are you?"
Woman: "I'm the one Mr. Mosley recommended..."
BE: "Oh, behave!"
Woman (in strict voice): "Silence."

Monaco residents were on high alert at the weekend after a shark was spotted in the marina

Bernie has words with the woman who claimed to be a professional poker player: Inside his house

Bernie: I think this is Mosley's boat.
Woman: how can you tell?
Bernie: the Nazi uniforms on the floor.

Standings (after Round Six)

1st: Touring Mars - 78 pts
2nd: ADEuk - 65 pts
3rd: LewyOs - 52 pts

4th: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
5th: Famine - 33 pts
6th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
7th: livemusic - 26 pts
8th=: DQuaN, Alex., MrMulsanne - 25 pts

11th= daan, mPWRD - 20 pts
13th: niky - 16 pts
14th: akmuq - 15 pts
15th: pezzarinho17 - 14 pts
16th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
18th=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
21st=: interludes, RACECAR - 9 pts
23rd: peterjford - 8 pts
24th: race'emhard - 6 pts
25th=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
27th=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, granturismite - 3 pts
30th=: TheStig13, adamp93, Tesla - 2 pts

Congratulations to MrMulsanne for winning Round Six of the 2011 competition

Wow, 21st ... I'm having a bad season this year. Especially since I was 4th in 2010.

Yeah same, don't think I'll be beating 5th this year.

Wow, still no points :-(.

Looks like I should have done a David Attenborough quote again. (See Korea 2010)

Sheesh, 27th

Gotta find a caption writing school

Points! For me!

I can haz points? Awww Yeaaaah

Hell yeah! Thanks!

Interesting that TM is leading without winning a single round!