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Round Eleven - Hungary

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Entries by Wednesday, 15th August - 1600 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​
 
:cheers: Woohoo, good round for me!

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Plácido Domingo: "So, Kimi, an astounding race, how do you feel with your 2nd place finish?"

Kimi: "Yes, I am Finnish."​
 
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Placido: "Hola Kimi.... it was a very good race from you. How do you feel about your result?"

Kimi (thinking): "If you keep on babbling I'll feel very wet in my pants.... damn... I gotta pee that much I could fill the hoover reservoir..."

FINAL ENTRY
 
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The Formula One wax museum's Awkward Wing is now open, with Flavio dressed as a reporter.
 
Final entry.
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Plácido Domingo: Congratulations Kimi, an excellent finnish and a very well conducted race...

Kimi Räikkönen: I see your jokes have not improved Plácido. Now where is that tenor you owe me...
 
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Reporter: So, how do you feel about 2nd place

Kimi: Bad

Reporter: Okay Kimi, hold it there, no need to go all Shakespeare on us. We get it, you're disappointed, God.
 
Plácido Domingo: I bet you a tenor you won't finnish the next race.

Kimi Räikkönen: You're on.
 
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Over twenty years after receiving his letter, Jim finally fixes it for Kimi to sing with one of The Three Tenors​
 
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Plácido Domingo - So Kimi, after missing a few seasons of F1 to try your hand at rallying, considering the various rule changes, the influx of new drivers, new circuits to the calendar, testing restrictions and other economical restraints, how do you rate your performance since returning to F1?

Kimi - Yes.
 
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Even after spending several years out of F1, Kimi has not forgotten how to deliver entertaining interviews.​
 
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♫ "...and you'll thank your stars that you went to Go Compare!!" ♫​
 
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Domingo: "Kimi now I'm going to sing a song for someone who is very dear to me."

Kimi: :)

Domingo: ♫ "And I will always love Lewis whoooo hooo..."

Kimi: :grumpy:
 
Kimi was shown this picture later, but had no recollection of it.

"So was it because the Hungarian GP was very exhausting or you were so overcome by second place?"
KR: "No, I was taking a ****."
 
Damnation. I was about to post "Kimi... are you lightening your car again?", but it's too similar to the above... :(


Brian Cox's ventriloquism act was not the success he'd been hoping for.
 
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"Welcome to Formula One's annual karaoke competition. Please welcome to the stage our first contestants, Kimi Raikkonen and Placido Domingo, who will be performing Rebecca Black's 'Friday'."​
 
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After watching 'Madagascar', Kimi tries to employ the Penguin's motto "Just smile and wave". However being Räikkö-bot, these two actions don't compute.
 
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Brace yourselves, a one-word answer is coming.
 
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As the new "Formula One: Don't Drink and Drive" Ambassador, is there something you'd like to say, Kimi?
 
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Plácido Domingo tries his hand at rap music with the help of Raikonnen's beatboxing skills.​
 
ROUND ELEVEN - RESULT

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1st: dhandeh - 25 pts
2nd: pezzarinho17 - 18 pts
3rd=: DK, haitch40 - 13 pts
5th: niky - 10 pts
6th=: At 1ness, livemusic - 7 pts
8th=: gorsad, akmuq, Tyger - 2 pts

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)

Winning Entry

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Plácido Domingo - So Kimi, after missing a few seasons of F1 to try your hand at rallying, considering the various rule changes, the influx of new drivers, new circuits to the calendar, testing restrictions and other economical restraints, how do you rate your performance since returning to F1?

Kimi - Yes.
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Standings (after Round Eleven)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 114 pts ••
2nd: Touring Mars - 112 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 83 pts •

4th: DK - 70 pts ••
5th: dhandeh - 66 pts ••
6th: Famine - 63 pts •
7th: Flex0r - 51 pts •
8th: niky - 49 pts
9th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
10th: Stiggy - 29 pts

11th: Omnis - 28 pts
12th: RACECAR - 27 pts
13th: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts
14th: gorsad - 24 pts
15th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458, livemusic - 23 pts
18th: At 1ness - 22 pts
19th=: Liquid, pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
21st=: zed300, akmuq - 20 pts
23rd=: tribolik, haitch40 - 17 pts
25th: funkyDucks - 16 pts
26th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
27th=: lemansfanatic, ghskilla - 11 pts
29th: BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
30th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
31st=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
33rd: Pupik - 7 pts
34th: Sach - 3 pts
35th: Tyger - 2 pts
36th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, axletramp - 1 pt

Congrats to dhandes on his 2nd win of the season :cheers:. No-one in the top 4 scored any points this week, so a good week for the chasing pack!

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2012 Previous Round Winners

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Round 1 - DK

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Round 2 - Touring Mars

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Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

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Round 4 - Furinkazen

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Round 5 - dhandes & DK

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Round 6 - LewyOs

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Round 7 - Flex0r

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Round 8 - Famine

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Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

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Round 10 - Touring Mars

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Round 11 - dhandeh

Round Twelve will follow on Monday 3rd September

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Good, my joke book is going back to the wind tunnel for more funny bits.
 
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