2014 NASCAR Thread

[OutlawQuadrnt]

Uh oh. Don't tell me we're going to have a bevy of tire issues today.

 

[Roo]

Just passes pit entry and it pops. Bad day for the #4.

Meanwhile I'm hoping I'll get to see the end of a race for only the second time this year.

 

[Blitz24]

Pretty sure the 32 just bounced off the turn 2 wall.

 

[Jahgee]

Why the hell is Donovan McNabb at this race, and a VIP no less.

 

[Gerarghini]

And that's another tire down, for Juneyah no less.

 

[MustangRyan]

Why the hell is Donovan McNabb at this race, and a VIP no less.

Because he works for Fox Sports 1.

 

[Blitz24]

Brad had a flat tire there also. Loses 5 spots on pit road. Gordon is back up to 11th now. He may have a rocket.

 

[OutlawQuadrnt]

My crystal ball tells me we're not getting in a full green flag run this race.

 

[Jahgee]

Gonna cut back to caution, I guarantee it

 

[GTPorsche]

Gonna cut back to caution, I guarantee it

Tony spun, so yes.

 

[Jahgee]

****ing called it

 

[iRevelationz]

Looks like Goodyear's got themselves a hot mess again.

 

[Blitz24]

Gordon passed 31 cars and then falls back again. Was there a point?

 

[GTPorsche]

Gordon passed 31 cars and then falls back again. Was there a point?

The guy from Bristol forgot to push the button for the pitroad light this time...

Caution for 33 and 43.

 

[Gerarghini]

And during a commercial

 

[GTPorsche]

Guessing that guy is going to get demoted to "race control light switch flipper".

 

[Blitz24]

Guessing that guy is going to get demoted to "race control light switch flipper".

Someone's dad should go over there and say "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! IS NASCAR MADE OF MONEY?!"

 

[The Bman]

Guessing that guy is going to get demoted to "race control light switch flipper".

1 month later...

"Do you want fries with that?"

 

[Blitz24]

Someone pushed the "fall in a hole" button and Ryan Newman and his pit crew willingly ventured into it.

By the way, Gordon in about 55 laps has passed 63 cars.

 

[GTPorsche]

Caut.. I mean commercials again.

Jeff looks to have the best car today.

Caution.. Kligerman loses tire.

 

[iaustin7]

Caut.. I mean commercials again.

Jeff looks to have the best car today.

Caution.. Kligerman loses tire.

You called it

 

[Blitz24]

Caut.. I mean commercials again.

Jeff looks to have the best car today.

No, you meant caution. You know for a fact that if FOX goes to commercial there will be a caution. That's the 3rd time today so it's no coincidence.

 

[Gerarghini]

Dammit Joy, don't say anything that'll jinx it.

 

[Johnny1996]

Goodyear. Bad day.

 

[GTPorsche]

Commercials definitely breed cautions today.

 

[Omnis]

My friend Pat won his first Nascar race last night at Irwindale

Isn't this kind of a big deal? http://www.catchfence.com/2014/otherseries/03/23/patience-pays-patrick-staropoli-irwindale/

 

[Turbo_snail]

Isn't this kind of a big deal? http://www.catchfence.com/2014/otherseries/03/23/patience-pays-patrick-staropoli-irwindale/

I'm just going to say congrats! But I'm not sure.

 

[Johnny1996]

Isn't this kind of a big deal? http://www.catchfence.com/2014/otherseries/03/23/patience-pays-patrick-staropoli-irwindale/

I didn't even notice that first post you made. Sorry about that.

But great job for him! Congratulations to your friend, who is now even more famous!

 

[GTPorsche]

"No green flag run longer than 20 laps."

Stop going to commercials then...

 

[Blitz24]

"No green flag run longer than 20 laps."

Stop going to commercials then...

But if they don't go to commercials FOX goes bankrupt and the world ends and we don't want that right?