2014 NASCAR Thread

[Jahgee]

If it had been at the second Dega race when we're required to pick a non-chase driver, then I'd 100% pick Wise as the required one

 

[Johnny1996]

Very disappointed to hear that the race is moved tomorrow at the time I'll be eating lunch, sitting through math, bored out of my mind in biology, and stressed in computer class at school.

The Doge car at the link on the last page better not crash. The ASPCA will be all over NASCAR's behind.

On a less serious note, my superstition will be broken if I shave tonight. No shaving for me.

 

[saveimageas]

WHAT ?????
Gentlemen , start your fjnjgjlskjjllwssss

Gee , overcast cool conditions on one of Nascars fastest tracks....that's green

What could possibly go wrong ??....

 

[GTPorsche]

First James Franco last year with "Drivers and Danica...."

Now this Duck Commander guy with "Gentelmen start your engines".




And a Jet Dryer damaged Brad's car... and Newman's car.

 

[carracerptp]

And a Jet Dryer damaged Brad's car... and Newman's car.

What?

 

[GTPorsche]

What?

They got a bit too close to the air coming from the jet engine and it dislodged Brad's hood by about an inch, and Newman's left cowl flap.

There's more cars that have had it happen. Justin Allgaier and Danica Patrick have had to come to pits to fix it. NASCAR has also allowed the drivers that needed to go to the pits to fix the issues to not lose laps/position.

 

[MustangRyan]

"Damaged" is a bit much. The hoods and/or roof flaps opened up when they drove by the dryers under caution. In Brad's case, the rear of the hood is now barely open (1/4"?) on the driver's side. Once he gets moving, the hood will close itself under the high air pressure.

 

[GTPorsche]

"Damaged" is a bit much. The hoods and/or roof flaps opened up when they drove by the dryers under caution. In Brad's case, the rear of the hood is now barely open (1/4"?) on the driver's side. Once he gets moving, the hood will close itself under the high air pressure.

Hinges being moved in a way they shouldn't is damage...

 

[MustangRyan]

Junior in the fence and on fire. It's looking like a 43rd place kind of day for the points leader.

 

[GTPorsche]

I think the splitter went flying towards the garages/infield as well.

Edit: Whatever went flying bounced off Jimmie's windshield and busted it.

 

[Bo]

Did I just hear him say ******lated?

 

[JoshB1984]

Harvick's motor blew up..

 

[Blitz24]

Harvick is becoming consistent at having very bad runs.

 

[The Bman]

Harvick is becoming consistent at having very bad runs.

As long as he remains in the top 30 in points, he'll (most likely) make the Chase.

 

[Blitz24]

As long as he remains in the top 30 in points, he'll (most likely) make the Chase.

And if he doesn't, then NASCAR will change the rule to fix that.

 

[RACECAR]

Gordon running well, which will please mah dad.

Also, BOOM!! Confetti

 

[Blitz24]

Hamlin leads, proceeds to get clocked speeding. Lead goes to Kyle Busch. Gordon still second....

Gordon takes lead on lap 152.

 

[Johnny1996]

Well, I'm home, and I'm mad that Dale got caught up in a wreck. Luckily he's not my only favorite. I'm moving to Stewart for the race. Or Gordon.

 

[GTRacer22]

Well at school today my teachers allows me to listen to PRN on my phone, so I guess you could say I'm happy

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I'd rather not see a Penske driver win...

 

[MustangRyan]

Well, I'm home, and I'm mad that Dale got caught up in a wreck. Luckily he's not my only favorite. I'm moving to Stewart for the race. Or Gordon.

Jimmie "got caught up" in the wreck. Dale drove off the pavement and destroyed his own car.

I'd rather not see a Penske driver win...

You might want to turn off your TV, or start throwing debris on the track.

 

[GTRacer22]

I'd rather not see a Penske driver win...

Tell me about it

 

[Johnny1996]

Thanks, @MustangRyan. 👍

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Well, lets see. JR went out in spectacular fashion (courtesy of Deadspin)
Johnson was struck by physical damage...and effectively neutered.
Harvick & Kurt Busch are either eliminated from contention or suffering from severe unreliability.
At least there is Kyle Larson, whom I'm starting to like more and more, Though as I write this, Logano is effectively securing his victory every lap. Hardly the joyous Monday NASCAR I came home from classes for 🤬

 

[Doodle]

lol caution

 

[GTPorsche]

A CAUTION

Just before Joey crossed for the final lap.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

of course they'd throw a caution for that.

 

[Johnny1996]

WTH NASCAR???

EDIT: Debris everywhere. That means we're having a long caution, and there's somewhere I need to go very soon. 🤬

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Just about to post that. In other news, Repreive for Kyle Larson

 

[GTRacer22]

Unbelievable.