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This is better than any My Cousin Vinny sequel could ever be.

 
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If someone wanted to frame her, she'd be the ideal target so I hope they have evidence against her besides "she wrote a book on how to do it". Can't see why anyone else'd want to do it though.
 
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www.theguardian.com

Former F1 chief Bernie Ecclestone arrested in Brazil for carrying gun

Former F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone was arrested in Brazil late on Wednesday for illegally carrying a gun while boarding a private plane to Switzerland
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com

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Fabiana: "Is that a gun in your luggage or are you just pleased to see me??"
Bernie: "It's a gun"
 
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Joey D
This is even funnier because it was this type of gun, which is definitely not a "shower":

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Scaled to Bernie size, it's a .50 cal...
 
Willing to do anything for their 15 minutes of fame, huh.
 
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He tried to smash the glass at first so my guess is the cake was intended for the canvas. Apparently it was a climate protest, though I'm not entirely sure what a 500-year-old painting has to do with melting icebergs.
 
She was helping him search for the (Florida) keys.
 
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From the story, it is unclear if more than one package was damaged in the crash.
 
At least one of them will be going down for a long time.
 
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Wait...was it a Hummer?
 
I didn't read this story. I don't plan on reading this story. I'm sure it's not actually funny (in fact it sounds pretty awful for him). But:

www.express.co.uk

Liam Neeson health: Star's 'agonising' pain due to caffeine intake

ACTOR Liam Neeson is known for his role as tough guy Byran Mills in the Taken trilogy. But behind the scenes, 70-year-old Neeson was crippled by "agonising" cramps in his leg, which he later found out were caused by drinking too much caffeine.
www.express.co.uk www.express.co.uk



Why did they take a photograph of Liam Neeson.

And then mirror it.

And then put it in front of the first photograph of Liam Neeson.
 
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I didn't read this story. I don't plan on reading this story. I'm sure it's not actually funny (in fact it sounds pretty awful for him). But:

www.express.co.uk

Liam Neeson health: Star's 'agonising' pain due to caffeine intake

ACTOR Liam Neeson is known for his role as tough guy Byran Mills in the Taken trilogy. But behind the scenes, 70-year-old Neeson was crippled by "agonising" cramps in his leg, which he later found out were caused by drinking too much caffeine.
www.express.co.uk www.express.co.uk



Why did they take a photograph of Liam Neeson.

And then mirror it.

And then put it in front of the first photograph of Liam Neeson.
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Probably a promo for a new movie where he warns himself that he's going to get taken
 

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