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Bees are fish.
(and so are some types of snail)
(and so are some types of snail)
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Since no one was hurt, this is amusing:
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2 people stuck in tank of chocolate at central Pa. M&M factory
They are not hurt but need Elizabethtown firefighters' help to get out, dispatchers said.
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snickersSince no one was hurt, this is amusing:
2 people stuck in tank of chocolate at central Pa. M&M factory
They are not hurt but need Elizabethtown firefighters' help to get out, dispatchers said.
I hope those Air Heads don't Flake out before they're rescued or they might not see the next PayDay. This is the Kinder thing that makes you think they should throw them a couple of Life Savers.
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Willy Wonka's gonna lose his mind again.Since no one was hurt, this is amusing:
2 people stuck in tank of chocolate at central Pa. M&M factory
They are not hurt but need Elizabethtown firefighters' help to get out, dispatchers said.
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Car insurer Geico may have to pay $5m after woman contracts STI in a vehicle
US automobile insurance firm Geico is contesting the decision that granted the woman the settlement.
www.bbc.co.uk
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She crashed into a Subaru?Woman sues for damages after contracting an STI after having sex in a Hyundai Genesis... would you Adam and Eve it?Car insurer Geico may have to pay $5m after woman contracts STI in a vehicle
US automobile insurance firm Geico is contesting the decision that granted the woman the settlement.www.bbc.co.uk
Anyway, after twice being arrested in Hawaii for some pretty nuts things, Ezra Miller has now allegedly kidnapped an 18-year old Sioux girl and... vanished.
Court Is Unable to Locate Ezra Miller, Cannot Serve Papers
Parents of an 18-year-old have accused the actor of physical and emotional abuse.
(it's worth noting when reading the above that Miller and his alleged victim Gibson/Tokata Iron Eyes both use they/them pronouns)
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Elephant kills woman in India and returns to trample body on pyre
The animal did not harm or attack anyone in the crowd
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What did she do to annoy that elephant?
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Not just once, but twice!Elephant kills woman in India and returns to trample body on pyre
The animal did not harm or attack anyone in the crowd
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They say they have long memories...Elephant kills woman in India and returns to trample body on pyre
The animal did not harm or attack anyone in the crowd
Angelic sunset with 'halo and wings' captured by amateur photographer
Pictures show the sun dipping and transforming into an angelic shape.
metro.co.uk
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I don't really know which one of these I should write, so I'm going with both.
"Explosion! Museum of Naval Firepower closed to public due to risk of... well..."
"Artillery shells discovered in museum of naval firepower..."
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"Explosion! Museum of Naval Firepower closed to public due to risk of... well..."
"Artillery shells discovered in museum of naval firepower..."
Shells found at Gosport Explosion Museum have been 'made safe' police confirm
BOMB disposal experts have attended a Gosport museum after police uncovered several ‘shells’ at the site.
www.portsmouth.co.uk
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To be fair, it's more likely than someone shooting and hitting a target at Arsenal...I don't really know which one of these I should write, so I'm going with both.
"Explosion! Museum of Naval Firepower closed to public due to risk of... well..."
"Artillery shells discovered in museum of naval firepower..."
Shells found at Gosport Explosion Museum have been 'made safe' police confirm
BOMB disposal experts have attended a Gosport museum after police uncovered several ‘shells’ at the site.
Regarding the Ohio trademark, does this mean they now own all the rights for...
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Eh. It sounds terrifying without any knowledge of what's going on, but it's really simple pneumatics. The spiders aren't reanimated, they're just [literally] empty husks with limbs in a naturally bent state that are straightened by pumping a small amount of air into them.
While they are effective, I wonder how practical they actually are beyond the "all we had to do was glue a syringe to its thorax" factor. That nature already handled most of the manufacturing doesn't actually make them useful.
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It seems like a peculiar line to draw, especially when drawing it so broadly.
So bacteria, disease and insect activity commonly associated with bodily decay, especially of large vertebrates, aren't unreasonable concerns, but even if these concerns have merit with spiders, what are we considering "touching"? If I ask my waitress at the coffeeshop for sugar and she brings a cube over with a ****ing spider at the end of a syrunge, yeah, it's probably going to give me pause, but what of small electrical components of more complex systems? How far removed from direct contect are you willing to tolerate?
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