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Very articulate kids in Lytham St Anne's...

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He deserves some kind of award for that performance. Gold statuette, perhaps. Is his last name Wilde?

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Man sets a mountain on fire because of a spider:

Was it a necrobotic spider?

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Perhaps he misunderstood them when they said they wanted to erect his statue on campus 🤔
 
Too many sharks implies that a correct amount of sharks to own exists.
Looks like it’s a small number of sharks allowed.

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Mmm, pepperoni.

Edit: Oh, it's chorizo.
 
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Subscribers only I'm afraid but I get the gist. For those who don't mind breaking the paywall:
 
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Subscribers only I'm afraid but I get the gist.
That's odd. Not only is it not subscription locked for me but I don't even get a "you have X free articles left" popup like many major regional outlets. There's just a persistent "Subscribe" button because I'm not a subscriber.

But yeah, it was more of a "so this happened" post than a "here's an article for you to read" post.
 
I looked up where they're actually located, which is in Bluffdale, UT. It's like one of the most rednecky Mormon (rednecks without the booze or cigarettes) in the Salt Lake Valley. I'm willing to bet 100 tricky Trump fun bucks that the owner of that store drives either a black GMC Sierra 2500 diesel with oversized wheels and a "Let's go Brandon" flag flying from the tailgate, or a Toyota Tacoma with 2,000lbs of tacticool crap bolted on to it. Given how he's anti-American business, I'm going to guess it's a Tacoma.
 
Where do you suppose those are printed?
Mexico since that's how Trump was going to get them to pay for the wall. He never said it was going to be in USD. Or maybe a Russian sweat shop. Either or is plausible.
 
Tricky Trump lol, just like "Tricky Dick" but of course way worse.
 
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I'm willing to bet 100 tricky Trump fun bucks that the owner of that store drives either a black GMC Sierra 2500 diesel with oversized wheels and a "Let's go Brandon" flag flying from the tailgate, or a Toyota Tacoma with 2,000lbs of tacticool crap bolted on to it.
1968 Roadrunner but in the nastiest, baby **** green you could ever imagine.

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