GTA Vice City Quotes

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"Hey, Candy! Get over here." *sound of Scott unzipping his pants*
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Not exactly. He says "Hey Candy... uh, in my trailer" but the unzipping I've never heard.
What about the part where Tommy asks him "What's the problem?" and Scott starts telling him about the plot of the porn flick:

"Since the encounter with the nympho invaders our hero is unable to think of anythng but this huge phalic mountain that's when I wanted to do the scene with the vat of mashed potatoes..." Pretty much the plot of "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" (only Scott's flick is 'Closer Encounters' :rolleyes: )

You know, another priceless quote is the Salivex ad, at the end:

"After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet, it was embarrasing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers or lick my life partner's STAMP COLLECTION all night.

It's like having a salivation army in my mouth, now I can suck a LOLLYPOP for as long as I want."

The underlined words of course being said by some guy cutting out the more... fleshy words. :lol:
 
And at the end of that cut scene:

Steve: "Actually, have you ever thought about...?"
Tommy: "First we're gonna need some good looking broads."
Steve: "Yeah girls are fine, but you... whew!"
 
What about that ad for the Maibatsu Thunder, with the girl in the background saying things in a seductive voice...:lol: (Fuel Injected...Inject me) :lol:
 
When ylou're driving a cop car the radio has some really random stuff, like "why don't you stop talking on that microphone and fight crime you dumb asshole!!"
 
Steve Scott: "Well, after his close encounter with the nympho-invaders, our hero finds himself unable to think of anything but this huge phallic mountain - and that's when I want to do the scene with the vat of mashed potatoes"
 
Originally posted by oosacker
When ylou're driving a cop car the radio has some really random stuff, like "why don't you stop talking on that microphone and fight crime you dumb asshole!!"
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Found it on GamesFAQ. Its actually:
"Got a problem Jones? Why don't you try fighting crime and get away from that microphone you dumb asshole!"

:)
 
I found some cool stuff on kentpaul.com:



Paul's TOP TEN SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF THE 1980's

10. Rollerskaters
My feelings on rollerskaters are well known. Mugs. But real irritating. Try, the Aerobics instructor is heading down the pavement, dreaming of his dream date and smacks straight into you. What a pain. Just cause I'd had a skinful, you prat.

9. Self Help Programmes
These idiots were everywhere. You couldn't turn on the TV or the radio but you'd get some plonker trying to tell you how to make things better. First up, I remember some nutter who thought he was a Viking. Called himself Thor, as you do. Advised you to unleash the Viking within. Called birds wenches and warned you to beware of the frost giant. Frost giant? It was a hundred degrees every day, you mug! Then there was that thief Jeremy Robard. What was his thing? Think your way to success. That was his three step programme, although it turned out he was actually a drug dealer or something like that. Either way, he was a prat. But, if you need someone to tell you how to become successful and get on in this world, then you're no friend of mine.

8. Giggle Cream
Big scandal about this stuff. Was a spray cream with far too much propellant and far too little cream. Got banned in 1988 after someone laughed themselves to death or something like that.

7. Used Car Salesmen
Same the world over. Only in Vice City, they went one step further. They'd sell you a car they hadn't even bothered to change the number plates on after they nicked it. Bloody cheek. Particularly the ones with celebrity endorsements.

6. Stalkers
Right pain in the ass when you're in the music business. Some nutter gets on your case and starts hassling you every time you open your bleeding eyes, then they try and kill you. Nightmare.

5. Blox
Very unpleasant cleaning fluid. Not very funny if you threw it on someone, I can tell you. "Blox kills indiscriminately" went the advert. Certainly worked on my brain.

4. Gangs
Irritating little pillocks who think they can tell you what to do. Mug you. Be rude about your clothes. Sell you drugs. Sleep with your girlfriend. Very, very annoying. I moved with a better class of person myself.

3. Ammunation
This store would sell a gun to anyone, any time. Still do. Now, round my way, being tooled up does not mean having a weapon.

2. Bikers
They didn't wash. They didn't like anyone. They liked to beat people up and take their clothes.

1. Kent Paul
I changed my mind. I really was public enemy number one. And I CAN count to ten, so up yours, Perkins.
 
My favorite ped quotes are:

"This is just like training" police officer
"I'm enjoying this" police officer
"I may have to hurt you" police officer
"He's not stopping shoot him!" officer on the maverick, 5 stars

"Nothing I like more than beating yappies" carjacker
"Yappie bashing should be legal" carjacker

"I'm already a delinquent mister" streetwannabes
"Shoot me in the head, I got no brains" streetwannabes

"Im gonna beat your ass" blind person
"You smell like shi+" blind person

"Somebody should hit you with a brick" drunk guy
"I need a few drinks, you got a few bucks"

of all the ped sayings, my most favorite is from and old cuban guy:

Get out of the way, tarapinga
I know, que le pasa a este idiota
¿Quieres otro piñazo?
Man, thats not a parking spot
Heavy on the culos, you know what I mean, man
No me trates, I’ll run you over
My wife is gonna kill me
Get out of the way, ¡come-pínga!
¡Wakata! ¡Wakata!

Also they say a lot of weird things in K-Chat and VCPR.
 
Guess the quote game.

Who said this?
"You'll learn how to argue with officials, beat up enormous men, and lose weight. Especially in the brain."
 
That's easy :D BJ Smith, "the man responsable for more broken bones than anyone since people had legs." :lol:

I'll let someone else guess the next one, I have pretty much of all of the game's audio in my subconscious anyways so it's pretty easy for me.
 
Alrighty, I wish I could come up with a tougher one one but:

"...You see, sometimes girls like other women, but they need men! Men with big bulging gold-plated discs of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest!"

I love that one. :lol:
 

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