I need dating advice!

[Danoff]

If you ever get a chance to drive her somewhere, do this:

1. Abruptly stop at a crosswalk. (make it seem like it was unintentional)
2. Hold your arm out in front of her, because she will move forward.
3a. She thinks you're protecting her.
3b. You think you're touching her boobies. (because you are)

Oooor, don't do that. I figure not doing crap like that makes her more likely to actually consent to those kinds of activities.

Just a thought.

 

[ceiling_fan]

But it pays off immediately!

 

[Sakiale]

I know it's all meaningless. It helps him get girls though. But I believe that me and my other friend (Asian non-confident one) have better relationships with our girlfriends then he does with his.

 

[McLaren]

Not if you're really supposed to like each other instead of just wanting to get laid like non-asian people. And his playerness involves playing cards for money (I can borrow like infinite money from him and never have to pay it back, partly cause I'm his best friend and partly cause it'll be hustled back the next day), being popular, getting suspended twice, being good at skating instead of just looking like a poser, and being a good fighter.

Excuse me, kiddo?

But, I'm glad to know I'm paying school taxes just so kids can try be pimps....

 

[Sakiale]

Dude... go into a high school. Virginity is at about 60%. The other 40% have lost it. In a middle school, virginity is at 95--99%. There are at least 5 or 6 people who have lost it. If you count oral, it's even more. Me and 2 of my friends know of many sluts... we never use their... services though, but everyone knows they exist.

Me and my friends are not pimps. We could try, but probably only Kevin (aforementioned playa) would succeed, and we wouldn't feel right doing it. Kevin also maintains that he has a good relationship in which he and his current girlfriend love each other, and well they have been together a year....

oh and the Azn/non-azn thing is joking.

 

[Philly]

Ignore this advice, 90% of the time it will get you put in the "good friend" penalty box for life. From which there is no return basically.

Definitely listen to this man.

I know through experience. I'm headed that direction, and I'm going there fast.

Maybe my laughing is because honestly, high school social life is 99% pointless. And I am a cynical bastard.

Ummm... Not so much. I never got involved in high school social life and I'm paying for it by not knowing how to deal with people. As a teacher, it is important. What becomes of it means nothing.

Durex.

I'm game.

 

[Azuremen]

Definitely listen to this man.

I know through experience. I'm headed that direction, and I'm going there fast.

Same deal with me and a girl at work right now. Its just ten times worse because she has a flakey BF right now.

Ummm... Not so much. I never got involved in high school social life and I'm paying for it by not knowing how to deal with people. As a teacher, it is important. What becomes of it means nothing.

Perhaps thats what I meant more. You need to understand what is going on, but who is cooler than who means nothing once you leave that place.

I just see people at college that are still hung up on that "Dude, he called (insert insult here), you gonna take that?" and other similarly pointless crap. More or less people hung up on the notion of cool, when its generally all douchebaggery.

 

[McLaren]

Dude... go into a high school. Virginity is at about 60%. The other 40% have lost it. In a middle school, virginity is at 95--99%. There are at least 5 or 6 people who have lost it. If you count oral, it's even more. Me and 2 of my friends know of many sluts... we never use their... services though, but everyone knows they exist.

You're talking to a college student. Nothing you're telling me is new.

Me and my friends are not pimps. We could try, but probably only Kevin (aforementioned playa) would succeed, and we wouldn't feel right doing it. Kevin also maintains that he has a good relationship in which he and his current girlfriend love each other, and well they have been together a year....

oh and the Azn/non-azn thing is joking.

By pimps, I meant the playa.
However, being suspended, or being a good fighter doesn't mean anything outside of high school.

 

[Boundary Layer]

You need to understand what is going on, but who is cooler than who means nothing once you leave that place.

I just see people at college that are still hung up on that "Dude, he called (insert insult here), you gonna take that?" and other similarly pointless crap. More or less people hung up on the notion of cool, when its generally all douchebaggery.

+1

But I don't think that's to say that GTP's newest novitiate, Skid Mark, shouldn't involve himself in the whirlwind world of highschool dating and social oneupmanship if he's willing and ready. Regardless of outcome it's never to early to learn to talk to girls. That skill can carry you a long way in life.



oh, and uh, Trojan.

 

[tait]

has 'get her drunk' been said yet?

 

[Philly]

Same deal with me and a girl at work right now. Its just ten times worse because she has a flakey BF right now.

I'm probably worse. She liked me. When I finally decided I liked her and asked her, I found out she had met somebody else the night before.

I'm at a "we'll see" right now, so I'll probably be single for a while.

Perhaps thats what I meant more. You need to understand what is going on, but who is cooler than who means nothing once you leave that place.

So you need some of that popularity in high school, but avoid having so much that you get hung up on it in college and are stuck in the social pyramid mode at Uni.

 

[McLaren]

has 'get her drunk' been said yet?

He's 14....

 

[Sakiale]

Good fighter does mean something.

And I have another friend who was drinking a can of beer every Friday since 11.

 

[tait]

He's 14....

my statement still stands.

 

[McLaren]

Good fighter does mean something.

And I have another friend who was drinking a can of beer every Friday since 11.

Congrats. That doesn't mean anything after high school.

 

[Sakiale]

The good fighter, or the beer? Cause the fighting does.

 

[Joey D]

Fighting does not mean anything after high school, when you become an adult and you get into a fight you either end up hurt, dead, arrested, or in a lawsuit...nothing good comes from it. You would do best to avoid it so you don't create issues for yourself later on in life.

 

[Sakiale]

It does if you are threatened.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

It does if you are threatened.

Like being held at gun-point?





durex

 

[Sakiale]

No. That would require a concealed weapons permit to be helped.

 

[Philly]

The good fighter, or the beer? Cause the fighting does.

Unless your goal in life is to become a UFC cage fighter, I see little point in this. You might want to be tough to be a cop or firefighter, but you have to do more than fight to be tough. And you probably won't need those skills, that is what guns are for......

It does if you are threatened.

💡 If you don't piss people off, they won't threaten you.

 

[Azuremen]

The good fighter, or the beer? Cause the fighting does.

In a fight no one wins - you end up uglier, sore, people mad at you, arrested or fined. At the least.

Being able to drop someone is irrelevant to having good talking skills.

Quick question...

Do you get upset when someone calls you "queer" or such?

 

[Matt R]

Good fighter does mean something.

And I have another friend who was drinking a can of beer every Friday since 11.

Good fighter means squat. The man who walks away is the victor me thinks.

A can of beer every Friday? Tell that guy he needs help. I think he's got a problem.

 

[Casio]

It's like 1 standard drink a week. That's some serious hardcore alcohol abuse there.

 

[Blake]

It's like 1 standard drink a week. That's some serious hardcore alcohol abuse there.

 

[VT]

Maybe if we just ignore him he will go away?

Durex - although I prefer Trojan ...

 

[Sakiale]

Philly cheese--sometimes they will
Azuremen--yes, but I don't do anything unless he keeps talking for about an hour.
And when he was 11, drinking 1 can of beer a week? That IS relatively a lot.

 

[VT]

Philly cheese--sometimes they will

Ok we're talking about the real world here. Not 9th grade. Unless you're held at gun/knife point in a robbery you won't have anyone just randomly threaten you. And in the situation you're held up at gun or knife point, knowing how to throw a jab will do you very little good.

 

[Blake]

Philly cheese--sometimes they will
Azuremen--yes, but I don't do anything unless he keeps talking for about an hour.
And when he was 11, drinking 1 can of beer a week? That IS relatively a lot.

Can you be any more naive? Or annoying for that matter…

 

[VT]

Ignore him! He will go away!