If You Were The Last Person.....

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If you were the last person on earth, what would you do?

I think I would build a small fort out of refrigerator boxes.
 
Well, to make it interesting, let's say that the world is left intact but there is just nobody around.

Somewhat like the beginning of 28 Days Later, until he walks into that church.
 
I would build a laboratory and grow a female version of myself so that we could reproduce and keep the human population alive...

Yeah right, who am I kidding? I'd probably take my dad's car and drive all over the place (until I got something better). I'd eat fruits, learn to cook meat and cook it well, etc. basically, I'd party all I could until I went crazy to go live with the...

Again, who am I fooling?

I dunno. I'd probably chill out and hang around with God until I die (eating, sleeping, enjoying his presence, etc...). and then there'd be no more humans and Pigmey Antelopes would rule the world...
 
Originally posted by Jpec07
I would build a laboratory and grow a female version of myself so that we could reproduce and keep the human population alive...

Yeah right, who am I kidding? I'd probably take my dad's car and drive all over the place (until I got something better). I'd eat fruits, learn to cook meat and cook it well, etc. basically, I'd party all I could until I went crazy to go live with the...

Again, who am I fooling?

I dunno. I'd probably chill out and hang around with God until I die (eating, sleeping, enjoying his presence, etc...). and then there'd be no more humans and Pigmey Antelopes would rule the world...

You are a freak! :odd: The more of your posts I read, the more you make me believe I am going straight to hell.

Anywho, first things first, off come my pants. Whoo hoo! Then steal some nice cars, raid the beer store as well as the porno shop, and live a life of, cars, beer, and porn.

Actually, that doesn't sound to different from my life now. :odd:
 
I'd probably cry in a corner and eventually kill myself.

Hey, you asked.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
You are a freak! :odd:


Um....pot, kettle, black?


Anywho. I'd move to a warmer climate. Find some badass cars and race through the streets. Find a mansion somewhere and live in it.
I'd do a lot of traveling and see the wonders of the world. Suppose I'd be limited to the Americas as I don't know how to fly or sail.

I'd probably try to find Area 51 and see if there really are any aliens.
Hook up some military equipment and blow the total crap out of things. :D

Man, I'd be a busy person.
 
Eventually all the power would shut off after the coal burned out and the nuclear plants melted down. I'd try to be far away from that. Until then I'd have a blast until I lost my marbles over not being able to tell anone how awesome it is to do whatever you want. I think it would suck, actually. What would be cool is if you could make everybody go away but come back when you got lonely. And if you could bring friends.

How's this. You could, at randon, snap your fingers in front of people's faces and make them come to life. You tell them the deal, and prove it, and hang out with random people like that.

Nah. They'd blab it around to everybody and you'd have to kill them.
 
I would start fires, and blow up things like gas stations, and buildings. Then id to into a highrise building throwing whatever i can find out the windows and aiming for cars below. Then i might try to collapse the building or ....blow it up. Pretty much destroy a city, and no worries about that city, cuz there are enough other ones to go to. Man i cant imagine no people, anyways, its fun to imagine, But thats where video games come in.
 
if i were the last person on earth, id start by going over to some wankers house i know that has broadband and download all the music i can find, all the movies music vids and whatnot, then id use one of my many cars (hey im the onnly person so i own everycar on t3h planet) to cruse around and listen to my music very loud, then id trash my highschool, and whatnot. and then id go fin=d a rpg, gernade or something, and get a big pile of cars and then put em by a gas station and then blow em up and go wow thats so ferking amazing, and then some other crap, untill i get boerd
 
I would haul ass straight to Mugello to the Scuderia Ferrari headquarters, then see if I can get those F2003s set-up for a lap or two around Ferrari's test circuit.

Woo.
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
I would haul ass straight to Mugello to the Scuderia Ferrari headquarters, then see if I can get those F2003s set-up for a lap or two around Ferrari's test circuit.

Woo.

Just two? I'll have a few hundred thank you very much.

Me? Pretty much what Rumple said...
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
I would haul ass straight to Mugello to the Scuderia Ferrari headquarters, then see if I can get those F2003s set-up for a lap or two around Ferrari's test circuit.

Woo.

That would be hard us non-continental Europeans to do :( We'd first have to learn how to a) refuel a jet, b) fly a jet and c) land a jet.
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
I would haul ass straight to Mugello to the Scuderia Ferrari headquarters, then see if I can get those F2003s set-up for a lap or two around Ferrari's test circuit.

Woo.

Meh... Audi R8 and the Nordscheifle, i dare you to beat that.
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
Meh... Audi R8 and the Nordscheifle, i dare you to beat that.

Okay, ****er. Rossi's 500cc Honda Racebike at Hockenheim Ring in the wet.

On slicks.

Woo.

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Damn some people have way too much free time here. Anyways, I don't know... I'd freak out and panic. I'll have to think about what next.

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The first thing I would do is get some ear defenders, because I'd be setting off a lot of burglar alarms.

I'd pretty much play around for a while, picking up stuff and doing whatever I wanted. I would absolutely love to race around the streets of my home town, and I could probably do that quite happily for months. I'd tire myself out learning how stuff works, like aeroplanes, power stations etc, in an attempt to keep things going for my personal enjoyment.

Then I would seek to create a legacy. A memo to the future intelligentsia about how Earth was before everybody vanished.

Once that was complete, I'd probably kill myself. Assuming I hadn't already done so in my previous endeavours.
 
Hmmm...I would destroy thing's, steal car's, get lot's of bouncey ball's and drop them off the tallest building I can find. I would also try and find a robot that can drive car's so I can race it and make it pull me along while Im on my skateboard. I would also like to get a speed boat and take it down to the murrey river and go real fast and then do dohnut's that is real fun you should try it someday then I would get that car driving robot to drive the boat(I'll tell it its a car with no wheel's because it will only want t drive car's) so I could go kneeboarding and try wake boading and water skiing. I would like to get one of those street luging boards and go down conrod straight at bathurst and Ill do it oin my bike and put a jump at the end with lots of soft stuff on the otherside and launch my self off it...Then I will die of lonleness:(
 
Probably steal cars, drink, pray(that there is a fit girl alive still somewhere around the world) go to a dealer's house, get stoned, wait for a few weeks to see if a girl appears, and if not go to my friends house, drink his litre of Rum, his scotch mixed whiskey and drink till I die.
 
I'd pretty much follow in Boom's and Giles's footprints. It's a big world, and assuming no natural disasters, a lot of automated stuff will keep going for quite some time. I'd have to stick near bigger cities until the nuke plants begin to shut themselves down.

I suppose I'd probably liberate some porn to keep me occupied, too, but it might get too depressing watching people have sex that I'm not having.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Eventually all the power would shut off after the coal burned out and the nuclear plants melted down. I'd try to be far away from that. Until then I'd have a blast until I lost my marbles over not being able to tell anone how awesome it is to do whatever you want. I think it would suck, actually. What would be cool is if you could make everybody go away but come back when you got lonely. And if you could bring friends.

How's this. You could, at randon, snap your fingers in front of people's faces and make them come to life. You tell them the deal, and prove it, and hang out with random people like that.

Nah. They'd blab it around to everybody and you'd have to kill them.

now i could resurect people like that, man that would be cool, i could be the next jesus or something, then i would only revive the most intelegent males to better mankind, and revive half of the population of females to reproduce super intelegent good-looking offspring!!!!

other than that w/o the powers, i'd travel the world and see what i find, without being treated like a tourist.
 
Originally posted by regulate

other than that w/o the powers, i'd travel the world and see what i find, without being treated like a tourist.
And with my luck, the first place I'd go to I'd catch a case of whatever "Won't kill locals" they have running around and die from it :grumpy:
 

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