If You Were The Last Person.....

[milefile]

The more I think about being the last person on Earth the more depressing it gets. It would be very lonely. After a while nothing would work anymore. It's gotten me thinking about how many things are constantly maintained and without such maintenence we'd all be ****ed.

Let's say you stock up on fuel for generators. How many years would it be before the fuel is no good? It might be a while, but eventually nothing would work. The lonliness and monotony would build until you just want to kill Flanders.

 

[Duke]

Originally posted by audiracing
Live in the mall.

Wel if your the last person what choice do you have?

A nice $10m beach house on the outskirts of San Diego; the Plaza Hotel on Central Park South; the White House; something overlooking, say, Niagra Falls; a big year-round cabin in the Adirondaks; or all of the above. All without needing to dredge up my 15-years-ago flying lessons...

But the mall would be the last place I'd go unless I really needed to be reminded how tacky humanity can be.

milefile, I would think you'd have plenty of time before things started crapping out in a big way. Besides, that would give you a task: stockpile enough items to last you, say, 50 years. Gasoline doesn't really deteriorate as long as it doesn't leak or evaporate; there's lots of long-term foodstuffs, and with a good rifle and unlimited ammo, I could learn to hunt. Books, movies, cars, sailboats; you could entertain yourself for a long time.

 

[Sleek Stratos]

In the words of Homer Simpson: "Now, who wants to steal some Ferraris?!"

 

[Ev0]

1) Learn to hot wire cars
2) Steal some nice cars and drive like a maniac in downtown Toronto (theres about 3 or 4 Enzos in Toronto )
3) Drive to the US and steal some military hardware. Then go blow the **** out of whatever I feel like.
4) Learn to fly and then go to Europe, steal a fast car, and drive on the legendary race circuits, blowing up lots of stuff along the way
5) I'll probably get lonely by then and kill myself

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Ev0
Steal some nice cars and drive like a maniac in downtown Toronto (theres about 3 or 4 Enzos in Toronto )

I am almost positive that only 1 example of that car was ever sold here.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

Originally posted by Ev0
1) Learn to hot wire cars
2) Steal some nice cars and drive like a maniac in downtown Toronto (theres about 3 or 4 Enzos in Toronto )
3) Drive to the US and steal some military hardware. Then go blow the **** out of whatever I feel like.
4) Learn to fly and then go to Europe, steal a fast car, and drive on the legendary race circuits, blowing up lots of stuff along the way
5) I'll probably get lonely by then and kill myself

umm why hotwire when you can just take the keys?

 

[boostcreep]

Yeah, but then you'd go into their house, and then you'd get all curious about what's in there houses, and that starts a whole new dilemma.

But yeah, I'd just get the keys. Even though it'd be weird taking keys from a "dead" guy.

 

[musclecarfan]

So would the bodies still be there?



If so i would take a **** on everybodys head who treated me like crap before this happened.

 

[bustwave.]

If the world was just disappeared BUT me. i would go get a Mclaren F1. drive like nuts and then crash it for no damn reason , and then check off my "Things to do in Life" list. then i would hold a grenade and pull the pin while jumping off a cliff.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

I guess If I was the last person alive I would have to make like 30 accounts on GTP and argue with myself.

 

[Roo]

Do everything I've ever wanted - steal cars and drive like a loony, find a tank and blow stuff up, get a load of bank notes and throw them around and burn them, have a great time, then get depressed and shoot myself.

 

[sn00pie]

Originally posted by PunkRock
You won.

Yaay!

 

[GilesGuthrie]

I've found it interesting how everyone's been talking about "stealing" stuff. If you're the only person on the planet, everything is yours!

Obviously, the burglar alarms would get tiresome after a while, but hey, you can get ear defenders!

 

[Sleek Stratos]

Originally posted by bustwave.
...then i would hold a grenade and pull the pin while jumping off a cliff.

That actually sounds like quite a rush. 👍

 

[Ev0]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I am almost positive that only 1 example of that car was ever sold here.

I just checked with my friend who is obsessed with Ferrari, according to him there are two Enzos (a red one and a black one) in Richmond Hill (a suburb north of Toronto for those not from the area).

 

[w00tness]

This thread ****ing blows, close it mod, now!