Pics of yourself

[W3H5]

I spend most of my time looking like a corpse, these days.

If I didn't know any better and was in a drunken state I don't think I could resist the urge to believe you were one of the living dead, and it's well documented how much I loathe zombies.

 

[axletramp]

Pictures on wall matches shirt...

 

[TheCracker]

There's a ring of black around your face, like you've been attacked with a thick permanent marker but begged "not the face, please, not the face!".

I think someone's pulled the old boot-polish-on-a-porthole gag on him.

 

[Danny]

Honestly, I have a normal-ish hair colour for the first time in years and it still garners comments.

 

[Azuremen]

Honestly, I have a normal-ish hair colour for the first time in years and it still garners comments.

For a corpse, you have stupidly blue eyes.

The hell is going on? Aryan super zombies?

 

[Small_Fryz]

My dad always told me to wear protection.

 

[Simple Matt]

This photo got me soooooo mannnnny browny points with the missus so I don't care what you guys say.. Was worth it >.<

 

[Small_Fryz]

Extra 10 points for using my Uvex unidur gloves 👍

 

[Danny]

For a corpse, you have stupidly blue eyes.

The hell is going on? Aryan super zombies?

The real master race.

 

[Simple Matt]

Extra 10 points for using my Uvex unidur gloves 👍

Hahaha I love them >.<

 

[ExigeEvan]

Australia one of the sunniest countries in the world, but damn you guys love day-glow.

 

[axletramp]

Oompa-loompa on day release?

 

[W3H5]

Sweeping gravel must be highly dangerous these days, eh?

 

[Keef]

Yeah, really. So why you are wearing a hard hat, safety goggles, and giant plastic face shield to lay some gravel?

 

[W3H5]

And what looks to be steel toe-capped boots!


I can see it now:


Australia landscaping: Revenge of the Hardcore!

 

[Omnis]

U Mad Bro is Uvexed Mate in Australia.

 

[Jay]

Drop bears, isn't it obvious!?

 

[Small_Fryz]

Yeah, really. So why you are wearing a hard hat, safety goggles, and giant plastic face shield to lay some gravel?

And what looks to be steel toe-capped boots!

You forgot earmuffs and gloves

U Mad Bro is Uvexed Mate in Australia.

Omnis is right, I work for uvex (who manufacture all the safety equipment I'm wearing) and was trying on our brand new face shield and being the mature, fully grown completly serious male that I am, I decided to throw on a bit of other gear and take a photo to prove that I do indeed work hard .

 

[Simple Matt]

You forgot earmuffs and gloves

Omnis is right, I work for uvex (who manufacture all the safety equipment I'm wearing) and was trying on our brand new face shield and being the mature, fully grown completly serious male that I am, I decided to throw on a bit of other gear and take a photo to prove that I do indeed work hard .

I didn't realise that you guys are sponsored by Kelso but in all seriousness, these gloves are the best I've used 👍

 

[Aldo]

The dayglow really brings out your eyes makes people want to gouge out their eyes...

 

[Dennisch]

Where is your rum?

 

[Liquid]

Where is your rum?

What do you think he's burying?

It's under the gravel to stop the koalas pinching it.

 

[Korza]

What do you think he's burying?

It's under the gravel to stop the koalas pinching it.

Its the dingo's to have to worry about....

 

[Small_Fryz]

Day glow??

You mean the colour of my shirt??

Rum is packed safely in the car

 

[W3H5]

I can imaging Dion's sales pitch:

"Look at it this way, if you're thinking of buy inferior quality gloves, don't. Ours may be more expensive but hey, hows you gonna hold your rum if a edge strimmer gets you fingers, eh?"

 

[Azuremen]

Just makin' pizza, don't mind me.

 

[itsbenjibrand]

I'd post a new pic of myself, but my insanely good looks would crash the server. No, in reality I'm sick, and I don't want to be called Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer because of my nose right now. Expect a pic on the weekend, hopefully.

 

[Danny]

Just makin' pizza, don't mind me.

This doesn't make you look nearly as tall as you are.

Optical illusion!

 

[Small_Fryz]

I can imaging Dion's sales pitch:

"Look at it this way, if you're thinking of buy inferior quality gloves, don't. Ours may be more expensive but hey, hows you gonna hold your rum if a edge strimmer gets you fingers, eh?"

Not far off

Your fingers / eyes don't magically get better once work knocks off... Injure yourself at work and you take that home, it then affects all your personal time too

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And Cody, whose restaurant did you just randomly walk into to take that pic?

 

[axletramp]

...Saturday job...