The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

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Wanna learn how to ride reverse? My trailer at 4.
 
Quoted from the guy behind Jimmy.
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"I told you Jimmy, another win and I'll get my (bigger) brother and, well he's here now. Jimmy meet....Bro.
Yeah, we ain't part of your team.
And after this you may need some of that Goody's medicine to make you feel better."
 
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Jimmie looks slightly worried and rightfully so, he is surrounded by the new cast of Dog The Bounty Hunter and they have come to arrest him for impersonating a good race car driver
 
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JJ: I loved "Achy Breaky Heart", Mr. Cyrus!....
TA: Well, I hope you like my follow-up - "Achy Breaky Hand" *crush*
 
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This is a picture after Jimmie's 4th consecutive championship, greeting Mafia_Boy, who is rocking a cowboy hat, Mafia_Boy was quoted as saying that he wants to be just like Jimmie Johnson, he can win 4 in a row as well, and then everyone will hate him just the same.
 
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this is a picture after jimmie's 4th consecutive championship, greeting mafia_boy, who is rocking a cowboy hat, mafia_boy was quoted as saying that he wants to be just like jimmie johnson, he can win 4 in a row as well, and then everyone will hate him just the same.

rotflmfao!
 
:lol::lol::lol: That was a good one Pescara. 👍👍 That quote has stopped me right in my tracks. :ouch:

God I want to say more but AUP forbids it, that's how well you've got me!! :dopey::mad::sly::crazy:
 
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As a special victory present, Jimmie Johnson meets his co-star for the filming of Brokeback Mountain 2.
 
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Jimmy Johnson - $5000.00 says I can play the guitar better than you .

Trace Atkins - I'll take that bet. Just to make it more fun,I'll double it up and say that I can drive that racecar better than you can.

Man behind Jimmy - There goes Jimmy,talking out of his 🤬 again.

Man behind Trace - I'm going to be sick.
 
Okay guys, time's up and it is time to get voting. Usual rules apply!

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TS
For the first time in his career, Jimmie Johnson has to look up to somebody.

He may be four time champ, but he's still incapable of rocking the cowboy hat.

Wanna learn how to ride reverse? My trailer at 4.

"I told you Jimmy, another win and I'll get my (bigger) brother and, well he's here now. Jimmy meet....Bro.
Yeah, we ain't part of your team.
And after this you may need some of that Goody's medicine to make you feel better."

Jimmie looks slightly worried and rightfully so, he is surrounded by the new cast of Dog The Bounty Hunter and they have come to arrest him for impersonating a good race car driver

JJ: I loved "Achy Breaky Heart", Mr. Cyrus!....
TA: Well, I hope you like my follow-up - "Achy Breaky Hand" *crush*

This is a picture after Jimmie's 4th consecutive championship, greeting Mafia_Boy, who is rocking a cowboy hat, Mafia_Boy was quoted as saying that he wants to be just like Jimmie Johnson, he can win 4 in a row as well, and then everyone will hate him just the same.

As a special victory present, Jimmie Johnson meets his co-star for the filming of Brokeback Mountain 2.

Jimmy Johnson - $5000.00 says I can play the guitar better than you .

Trace Atkins - I'll take that bet. Just to make it more fun,I'll double it up and say that I can drive that racecar better than you can.

Man behind Jimmy - There goes Jimmy,talking out of his 🤬 again.

Man behind Trace - I'm going to be sick.
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My votes are:

1. Pescara For GT5
2. NicksFix
 
Right guys, time's up and you probably wouldn't believe this but......

=1st Mafia_boy 4pts
=1st Pescara 4pts
3rd - Cale 3pts
=4th - Ian Poole 2pts
=4th - NicksFix 2pts
=6th - TS 1pt
=6th - Mariner-9 1pt
=6th - LancerEvo 1pt

So once again we have another dead heat because you both got 2 first votes each and I don't really want to go for the two picture option because that was a nightmare.

Well done to Cale for getting his first points of the season but congrats to mafs and Pesc for their win, send me the pictures and i will sort out how to get a winner.

In the meantime, if anyone has a suggestion of how to sort this tiebreak dead heat situation, feel free to send me a message and let me know
 
[Jimmy Johnson hissyfit] Pescara didn't vote this week......*crowd boooooooooo!!* This is a Kyle Busch or Carl Edwards type of stunt to take me out of the running but I had a good caption which kept me there so I want to thank the people who did vote....I want the stewards on this one!!
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:D:D:D:lol::lol::lol:
 
[Jimmy Johnson hissyfit] Pescara didn't vote this week......*crowd boooooooooo!!* This is a Kyle Busch or Carl Edwards type of stunt to take me out of the running but I had a good caption which kept me there so I want to thank the people who did vote....I want the stewards on this one!!
[/hissyfit]

:D:D:D:lol::lol::lol:

The stewards say stop whinging ;)

I suppose that that would be a better option but I really don't know how to figure all of this out.

Okay, I just thought of a way to settle this in the future! If there is a tie in any rounds and we cannot go back to countback, if one hasn't voted, the other wins that caption. This is why I say it is important that you vote for these things; to make things less complicated for me ;)

So on a 'technicality', mafia_boy wins. Does that make you happy Jimmie Johnson?
 
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Yeah, you were the man!

I have decided on how to settle out a dead heat because it would be unfair to send in two pictures.

What I will do is declare co-winners of the round but then I will overrule and put in a neutral picture for everyone to caption on. That way, it is fair for everyone and we don't have two pictures to go for. So, seeing as how that is the new rule, here is the picture of Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon:

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So good luck and remember to get your captions in my the deadline.

My caption is:

JG: Heard you were staring in the new Brokeback Mountain
JJ: Heard you are a Jimmie Johnson wannabe
 
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JJ: Why is Mark on top of the hauler?
JG: Says he won't come down until he gets confirmation he will be in the 5 car next year.
JJ: huh!
 
The stewards say stop whinging ;)

I suppose that that would be a better option but I really don't know how to figure all of this out.

Okay, I just thought of a way to settle this in the future! If there is a tie in any rounds and we cannot go back to countback, if one hasn't voted, the other wins that caption. This is why I say it is important that you vote for these things; to make things less complicated for me ;)

So on a 'technicality', mafia_boy wins. Does that make you happy Jimmie Johnson?

:lol: It's all good either way, I just wanted to do the Jimmie hissyfit because Pescara compared me to him, so if I'm going to be the part, I better act the part too. :lol::lol::lol:

I'm actually shocked I've had this run the past month, but I'm not complaining. :D
 
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JJ: Can you smell that?

JG: Yes, smells like ......poontang...:)

JJ: Wendy ????



Is that over the edge, are there kids here?
 
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Gordon : See that chick in the front row with the #24 flag waving ? She loves me

Johnson : Uhhhh,hate to burst your bubble Jeff,but,thats a guy !!!
 
JG: Is that screaming I hear by Danicas garage?

JJ: All I know is that i'm glad im not her teammate this time of the month

JG: Yup

JJ: Yup
 
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JG: Check it out Jimmy!! 14th row near the finish line....check it out Jimmy, she's flashing us!!
JJ: I surely hope she's 18!!
JG: Age or IQ?
JJ: Both!!
 
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