The Random Story Thread

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up sharply and batteries were ..
 
... Real bad, because now, evertime he blinks his eyes shoot out lazer beams that turn things into...
 
start eating you from the inside out, leaving your vital organs till last so you are being eaten alive !!..after they finish eating your vital organs, the use your empty carcass as ...
 
... A fish bowl, they keep flesh eating fish in there, so eventually they eat the whole "bowl" and die...
 
...because the domestic v8 ( while toquey ) couldn't handle the boost :sly: , it blew up and the bee car coasted to an easy win, then the bees unassembled themselves from the car shape and flew directly toward the limping lincoln where they...
 
*BAM*

The LSD finally wore off and regular Joe Swanson awoke in his floatingtank. Gee wiz, he thought, this time some really strange things happened, looking back at unnumerous posts he saw written on an interweb forum called GTP. The thread was written all along with what happened in his acid trip.

His final thoughts before opening the lid of the tank and coming out in the real world again was "I wonder what Susan has made for dinner?" He reached out for the handle...
 
Okay, so it isn't. Just wanted to scare you folks!

A giant hairball from the hairball spewing monster lept from his refrigerator and ate his brains through his nostrils, but he had just been on an acid trip and....
 
16 ounce tenderloin steak done rare with a creamy peppercorn glaze served with sauted portabello mushrooms and some roasted stuffed potato skins....( stuffed with cheese bacon, chives and a little sour cream...upon reaching for the fork
 
his dog jumped onto the table, and started to eat his meal. He shooed his dog, cursed to himself, and decided to go out for a steak instead. So, he went outside and climbed into his...
 
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