The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV

[Akira AC]

^ I got some guesses for Rarity and Pinkie, not AC related but I'll keep them to myself(Rarity is very rare, wait just a redundant second...).

Anyway, what a story mark!

"Loving and Tolerating your Racist friends" , and is there a Canada in Equestria?

 

[unit-one]

^ I got some guesses for Rarity and Pinkie, not AC related but I'll keep them to myself(Rarity is very rare, wait just a redundant second...).

Okay =(

 

[Akira AC]

Okay =(

?

 

[unit-one]

Why you not share your ideas?

 

[Wiegert]

Anyway, what a story mark!

I saw that comic yesterday but I forgot to add it to the gallery. There are a few little details you might miss like the Gummy cola bottle and "Flava Flav's Rhyming Dictionary". The actual comic is completely absurd though, but funny nontheless.


And there's definitely more images of ponies with guns lately:

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Repost! D:

And badass too.

 

[Akira AC]

Spoiler

Rarity=X-45/B2 UAV/Stealth bomber
Pinkie Pie=LAV-25 kind or similar variables towards APV

*expects*

 

[unit-one]

nope, other ideas in my head I have


EDIT:
Good night!

 

[Wiegert]

Repost! D:

Hmm, I don't recall coming across that image in this thread before. Either way, if it's badass enough, then such a repost is alright I suppose.



Moving on:

"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Equestria and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes".



*Takes red pill*

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Red pill...red pill like a Faust.

And I know because I posted it a few pages back. :3

 

[Racedude]

Pinkie Pie - secret, "very fun, kills everyone."

Maybe not secret, but:

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

I'm going to quit writing now...

 

[Minty]

Do I even need to say what I would choose?
EDIT: The hell? None of those posts were there a while ago. How the hell did my post end up moving down?
I refreshed like 5 time after posting this and all of those popped up just now.


Anyway, I was thinking about reading some more Macintosh later, but there's no way I'm ever reading anything again after something like that. I'm afraid if I tried to read Macintosh again my hopes might be set too high because of that masterpiece.

 

[Tornado]

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

I'm going to quit writing now...

No one story should have that much power!





*goes back into seclusion*

 

[Apok]

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

I'm going to quit writing now...

Only one problem with it.
It's not in the fanfic recommendations list. Toro! Fix it!
Delete everything else, since this is THE BEST fanfic ever to be made and nothing else deserves to be alongside it.

 

[Wiegert]

And I know because I posted it a few pages back. :3

Ah, you did post it a couple of days ago, but the image doesn't show up for me (file not found), so I wasn't able to see it.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

That's possibly one of the greatest pieces of fictional literature created in recent years! There's just no point in reading anything else now as every other fanfic I've read is simply inferior to this story.

 

[Racedude]

As I said, my Revy can be everywhere and nowhere in single time. It's not just car, it's half ghost.

In that case, I pull a stunt so simple, it doesn't make it to the movies: Hit the brakes and then go back.

Lolwhere?

Anywhere with dual glass doors. Like this (0:54-1:10):

Lolwut?

As I said before:

Uh-huh. Let me rephrase that statement:

1.- Bullet hits window and fragments.
2.- Although the fragments are enough to kill me, they most probably won't have the sufficient velocity or the right shape to go through the metal plate of a bucket seat. There is, however, the possibility they get trough the holes for the seatbelt, in that case I'm injured, or dead, if they reach something important.
3.- They may, however, break my front window, which may be resolved by hitting it.

This is the kind of seat I'm talking about:

Nope, it shoots with electricity itself. And that thing you mentoned is, actually, jammer.

That's not what an EMP is.
What he mentioned is an EMP.

The closest thing in the world to what you're describing is this.
Other than a Tesla coil, but you can't direct that at something.


Oh, and even in an EMP, most electronics can be fixed by simply turning them off and on again. And if it's already turned off it'd be good to go.

What he said.

I've got 25 bags. Or it isn't enough?

You still have to chop and hack my carcass. Too much trouble for a tasteless joke.

And forget it, you're already on the moon.

I'm pretty sure this is Earth.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

I've just realised that my fanon makes all types of pony but earth ponies worthless.

I mean anti-aircraft weapons make pegasi worthless in an aerial combat role, and in spacial combat, there's no air to fly with and jetpacks would be extraordinarily uncomfortable against their wings.

Unicorn's magical ability has regressed over the years due to species interbreeding thinning the magical DNA, and advances in electromagical technology mean that earth pony work helmets are better too.

Am I going to make alot of bronies angry by declaring earth ponies supreme? They are the best, simplistic design anyway. The dependable, uncomplex species natural selection would favour.

/Edit/

Finally the part of me that likes ponies, and the part of me that likes idiotic GMod movies can combine:


Und dis!


And Brony victory + meme:

 

[Apok]

So I was in the bronystate stream right now and suggested that they change the name of the A movie and B movie. Because often the B movie was not a B movie at all.

A B movie is a cheap movie. That's the definition of it.

So I suggested they change the name into something else like funny movie(instead of B movie) and serious movie(instead of A movie). This was just a suggestion.
The reason I suggested this was because the B movies were often not B movies at all, just bad or old.

But no, this would not work, because not all the movies that are shown as A movies are serious.

Well not all the B movies are B movies!
So apparently bronystate has their special kind of B movie, which is not a B movie at all. It's either cheap, bad, a comedy or a cult film.

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but it does.

[/rant]

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Love and Tolerate it?

/Edit/

So I was talking to EsperDerek...Eeeeeeeeeee!!!

He's releasing a new fanifc soon, outside his usual style. Should be interesting to read.

 

[Jim Prower]

Pinkie's vehicle is secret...very fun...kills everyone...

I'd say that fits the bill...

 

[Akira AC]

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

I'm going to quit writing now...

No one story should have that much power

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-spiderses.html?showComment=1313179342420#c4421885480836472675

I'm going to quit writing now...

That's possibly one of the greatest pieces of fictional literature created in recent years! There's just no point in reading anything else now as every other fanfic I've read is simply inferior to this story.

There are not enough muffins that can qualify...

(Bronies really get bored on Fridays)

(*Plays endurance race in FM3, lets see in which areas I can keep the bitching about*)

 

[Minty]

Pinkie's vehicle is secret...very fun...kills everyone...

I'd say that fits the bill...

That's.....perfect.....wow, can't believe I didn't think of that.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

...What is it?

Also good night:

Feel free to post reams and reams of posts before I come back from work tommorow...again!

 

[Akira GT]

Also Sony did something nice...

Linky..http://www.lazygamer.net/general-news/sony-vows-to-replace-mugged-students-psp/

 

[Minty]

Looks to be an unmanned version of this:

The thing is amazing, unfortunately I can't find a video that doesn't have :censored:ing music playing. The thing sounds amazing, and that's always annoyed me.

It's not active in the military as far as I know, but it should be some time soon.



I....love this.....so much.

 

[Jim Prower]

What you've posted is the original prototype, MBC. The unmanned version is what they plan on actually using.

The vehicle is the Howe and Howe Ripsaw, a tank designed to hit 60-80 mi/h. I'd love to see it in a race against one of the rubber-tired monsters like in the '80s...

 

[Minty]

Yeah, I knew it was the prototype, but when I went back the video I lost the post and forgot to add that when I did it again.

I was also a little frustrated that out of the 10 videos I found non of them had the original audio.

 

[Brando-K]

I've been thinking about that fun vehicle. Well I know that when I was a kid the dream was to have a jet pack. If you can why don't you try making a pinkie pie jet pack? From what I can tell they're small, nimble and look extremely fun.
Here's what I mean.

I understand it doesn't have the killing ability of those tanks, but it's still cool.

 

[Akira AC]

Since when Spanish translations changes the whole meaning, its understandable in Japanese, but in Spanish?, I mean(and this is mostly for the ones who speak Spanish, probably Racedude and Gravekeeper).

Ticket Master=/="La gran gala"(The great gala, I think).



Haven't heard Spanish since a while, but I do think that those dubs are dreadful, just wait for the whining.

I just hope that the JP dubs follows that awesome fan translation(and they sort of get it right, it worked with Phineas and Ferb).