What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done in your car???

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Other than few road rage car chases, I got my gear jammed stuck in the third or second, one time. :scared: They are all from long time ago. I've grown up, since then. :)
 
took my old isuzu rodeo downhill like it was a sports car..

Almost died twice..

other than that, it was just funn and a waste of new tires
 
I made my own intake duct (like an Iceman where it went below the engine) out of an aluminum dryer duct and pvc drain cage. Actually worked well for awhile... :dopey:
 
Never done anything stupid in my own car, but I jumped out of a friends car while it was moving.

My foot got dragged under the wheel and i got concussion :(
 
Admittingly I've done alot of stupid things in my car and alot im not proud of, I have gotten away with almost all of it except Ive blown a diff doing burnouts, blown and gearbox flat changing and blown an engine revving while engine was detonating.
 
Once, not longer after i passed my test, i took my mum's Escort out and tried a handbrake turn at around 30-40mph and managed to peel a tire off the rim at one side :cleverboy:

When i was a little older, i'd gone down to bristol with a group of friends from college to take a look around some of the Universities down there. On the way back home, after a long, long day i put my foot down on a long, empty stretch of motorway. It was quite late at night and we all just wanted to get home. The motorway was almost empty apart from a car travelling at around the speed limit in the inside lane. I was at about 120mph as a approached it when i suddenly realised it was a Police 4x4! I stood on the brakes and flew past it, still at around 90mph (70 limit) with the car practically standing on its nose. I thought for good i would loose my licence - but it never even put its blue lights on. I bet they were pissing themselves laughing instead!
 
Once I skidded a Hyundai Santa Fe onto a narrow single lane road from a right hand turn at an intersection. Did I mention the roads were covered in snow. But, nobody was on the street, I made sure of that before I tried it.

Other than that, I've gone 100mph in the Santa Fe. It was the beginning of the highway, nobody was around, and I was curious to see if it could hit triple digits. Well, it could. While going downhill that is! :lol:
 
Personally, I would never do anything stupid in my car. But I've heard of this other guy with a Black Sapphire Metallic Blue '91 DeVille doing all sorts of stupid things.

I hear that once he may have made a 112mph pass banging the car off the electronic top speed limiter racing (and beating) a turbocharged Honda Accord on the highway.
 
almost ramming another car in my test was pretty stupid. ;)
especially considering it was in the very last minute of an until then perfect 45 minute test...
 
Well back in the day I used to street race religiously...not good...but lately I think the stupidest thing I've done in the Blazer was right before I go my new tires I tried a drift session, surprisingly it worked quite well.
 
Accidentally deliberately drove into a shopping trolley in an Asda car park, gaining a nice big dent in the front left panel of my car.

Also maxing my car on a downhill strech of the M3 motorway. (That's an indicated 95mph, although the needle had stopped turning - my speedo only goes up to 90. Not to be recommended).
 
Have rally raced my very first vehical ( 1987 nissan king cab pick up truck ) against a fourwheeler and a three wheeler, and won, but not after pull some really sick jump, and hurt like hell ( me ) but the truck was fine, the little bastard was bullet proof, but it turned out it was not roll proof, about 6 months after dirt racing it, and all of the really crazy stuff, I rolled it going home after a night shift, around a corner that was stated 60 km, I was onlt doing 70 km, so I am not sure what caused it, but yeah. totaled the truck.

Also, was busted at 193 kmh in a 100 km zone, lost my licence for three months...( 1990 dodge shadow )
 
Hmm. Stupidest thing...

Back in the day, shortly after I bought my '95 M3, I had a street race with an LT1 Z28. It was a dash towards an highway on ramp. I guess we both wanted to be first. We were running about even, with him behind me (he pulled into my lane when it became clear he wasn't going to be able to pass me).

Diving onto the on ramp and I put considerable distance on him through the turn. Merging onto the interstate at the top of 3rd gear, I shifted into what I thought was 4th.

Turned out to be 2nd. I was lucky I didn't bend any valves or blow anything up. I guess I was also lucky at, at my young age, I didn't misjudge the turn and fling myself into the weeds. But mostly I was lucky the Camaro driver and I didn't hurt anyone.

I've done other stupid things in cars, but that's the one that made me feel the most dumb.


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:lol: oops! iv done a few 2nd into 1st instead of 3rd a few times, thats about it im still a learner lol, oh and once at a stoplight i was first, went to move away, felt the car stalling so i just floored it lol *squee!!* left some nice tyre marks
 
I haven't really done anything too stupid although I was rather embarrased about something I did a few weeks ago. I was waiting for ages at a junction which was particually annoying as some bright spark decided putting a large speedbump on the junction would be a really good safe idea. Anyway so there I am getting really bored, I had a splitting headache and I was growing impatient, I thought I saw a gap so I edged forwards, but no not enough of a gap. Then I saw a bus so I stuck car in reverse and moved back in. Then I glimpsed an adequate gap, slapped the car into 1st (or what I thought) and put my foot down but the it popped out of gear. Not very interesting so far I know but anyway...

The gap was still there but there was a car coming from the left so I quickly stuck into 1st and floored it, I'd never seen the car wheelspin so much and I had little contact with the road :lol: and as I wanted to leave as bigger gap as possible I tried to cut the corner, but no due to the suprising wheelspin I had somehow managed to obtain I clipped the curb of the island in the middle of the road with both front and back wheels, the car always sounds loud but when your wheelspinning out of a junction and clipping a curb near an island where a woman is waiting and some other people are walking down the road, I imagined it sounded abit worse to them. So umm yeah I got out in time, but I probably made several people crap their pants.

The end.
 
120mph with the little 'doughnut' spare tire on the left rear passing cars on the shoulder of the interstate while intoxicated = stupid!
 
stalled yesterday after a attractive woman waved me over to go around her (i was in a residential area) and then the car would not start for about 30 seconds <X- )
the time i was driving and my passenger side rear drum siezed up around a corner near a busy street.
the time the throttle got stuck and made enough smoke the actually cover the whole block/mall thingy.
the time i drove the car for about 5 minutes with the handbrake on while it was smoking thanks to the stuck throttle (there was no material on the shoes to begin with).
the time the car overheated 2 times the day the throttle got stuck.
every stop light when it smokes excessively.
 
This wasn't in my car, but it was in a car. My friend had come up to visit, and wanted to take me and another friend shooting up in the mountains. I told him of a road that was nice and twisty, narrow, unpatrolled, and happened to be on the way. I said I'd show it to him if he let me drive it. (My other friend was unaware that we were going to do this, so she was just kind of along for the ride).

We get to this road, and I start driving it hard; harder than I've ever done it before (stupid thing #1, seeing as how it was a car I'd only driven about 20 miles). Everything was going just fine. We approached a crest, which I knew had a 20-mph blind switchback on the other side of it. I said to myself "accelerate to the top of the crest and brake HARD; it'll be fun." So, I proceeded to take the crest at about 60 mph, and then mashed the brake pedal. Only problem is that the pedal went all the way to the floor. The car had ABS, but nothing happened. The car was slowing, but not anywhere near quick enough to take the corners safely. "All right," I say to myself, "I'll use the whole road to apex the corner". Just as soon as I dove into the left lane to take the left-hander at about 40 mph, an SUV came around the right-hander. At that point, I had two options: nail the SUV head-on, or throw the car in the ditch on the other side of the road. I knew there was no way I was going to risk all of our lives by hitting the SUV, so I flicked the car back into the right lane, which caused the back end of the car to step out. I still don't remember what I did to save it (I was just reacting), but my friend told me it involved a downshift and some very tricky throttle-control and steering. Whatever. I drove the rest of that road at the speed limit. I was kicking myself for days about stupidly risking our lives (especially my friend in the back; at no point did she consent to our dangerous little side-trip).

Also, I couldn't figure out for the life of me why the brakes quit right at that spot, but nowhere else. At first, I thought it was because the brakes were worn out, but I did a little test later on that road in my own car, which i knew had brakes in good condition. When I came to the same spot (going a bit slower), I hit the brakes, and the pedal went way past where I was expecting it to, though the pads still gripped, and the car slowed down nicely. Curious, I pulled off the road a little ways past that, and walked back up the hill. It turns out that the little downhill approach into that switchback is not a constant slope, as it looks like from the car. It actually falls off a fair amount as you approach the corner, which explains everything. Let this be a lesson: KNOW YOUR TRACK!! :scared:
 
Did a couple bad things while it was a wee bit too wet outside for my little rwd pickup truck.

First (and most minor) was coming up to a left turn at about 40 mph, having it turn yellow, and then skid straight into the middle of the intersection. No power brakes, and I kinda doubt that I've got abs. (Would anyone mind telling me if I do or not? 1993 Toyota Pickup)

Then there was the one where I was making a right turn on a yellow too quickly while it was raining. The rear end got out a bit, but nothing too major, until I found that I was crossing the crosswalk at the next intersection about 50 ft down the road, staring straight up at a red light. It was way too late to stop, so I just kinda went all the way through. The light was at the rest on red point for everyone, so I got lucky on that one. But I felt really, really stupid.

Then at a different stoplight and intersection, I was turning left and ended up turning 270 degrees and sitting in the opposite direction's set of lanes. I had had my radio on a bit too loud and I couldn't hear/feel the rear end breaking out on that one.

Stupid rain :dunce: I'm never, EVER taking that truck onto snow.
 
Well, I don't have a car yet but one of the most stupid things my Dad did in a car was get chased by the Police.

It all started when my Dad found a Mitsubishi Sigma on sale and found out it was quite heavily tuned, turbo and such. It had even been in a magazine. My Dad got it and it was insanly fast. He used to beat everyone at a set of lights in really tight conditions, like get in front of the car next of you before you hit the parked car and such. Then one day, he got caught by the police and he tried to run away from them for fun, like "I have a super fast car, try and catch me". They got him in the end and he was banned from driving for quite some time. He also did 150mph on the motorway with it once. They were his mad days. I'm glad to say now he's much more carefull. :D
 
I was merging from an onramp to a highway, everyone going 70-80+ MPH I had very little time to speed up.

I was looking too much behind me, trying to merge in, stomping on the gas, when I looked in front of me, there was this car, stopped, with his blinkers on.

I slammed on the brakes. I did a little drift action and did a 80 MPH 180 Degree turn AROUND this car, and ended up turned around in the ditch.

If there wasnt an open spot on my left, or if a pole was placed differently on the side of the road, I wouldnt be here to tell this story.
 
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Well, I don't have a car yet but one of the most stupid things my Dad did in a car was get chased by the Police.

It all started when my Dad found a Mitsubishi Sigma on sale and found out it was quite heavily tuned, turbo and such. It had even been in a magazine. My Dad got it and it was insanly fast. He used to beat everyone at a set of lights in really tight conditions, like get in front of the car next of you before you hit the parked car and such. Then one day, he got caught by the police and he tried to run away from them for fun, like "I have a super fast car, try and catch me". They got him in the end and he was banned from driving for quite some time. He also did 150mph on the motorway with it once. They were his mad days. I'm glad to say now he's much more carefull. :D
He let you have a PSP...Explain. :sly:
 
The worst for me are a few "who gets there first" moments while going places with friends at a younger age. Raced (and lost to) an S600 Coupe on an empty stretch of highway at around 250 km/h. Oh, one time I was driving on an almost empty boulevard, and realized that perhaps I should slow down a bit by, since I was about to pass an Ambulance on an emergency call...

Something I still do quite often during snowstorms is to switch to 50% steering / 50% handbrake steering mode. Can't help it.
 

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