So far all I've had is a cup of coffee. I should probably eat something. Or maybe I'll wait for:
There's not much that can trump a good burger. I'm going to the store today anyway. I might have to pick up a pound of beef and join you.

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I was hungry for a homemade burger yesterday, but had my leftover pasta. It was spinach tortellini with homemade pesto sauce with sauteed garlic and onions.
If you like Big Macs, you like my homemade version of 'special sauce.'
2 Tbls. Wishbone Deluxe French Dressing
3 Tbls. Kraft Miracle Whip
1/4 tsp. Heinz Horseradish Cream (I use Bertman's Ball Park)
2 Heinz Dill Pickles finely chopped (or whatever pickle you like)
1/2 small white onion finely chopped
pinch of salt
three pinches of sugar
Make a few hours before and chill before using. You can adjust each ingredient until you get what you like. Take it easy on the horseradish cream. It can easily overpower everything else, which is NOT what you want.
The secret to making a homemade Big Mac is make the burger patty thin. Thick burger patties just don't work. Just add lettuce, a slice a cheese on the lettuce and one on the burger, and you're there. You can also add extra pickle slices and finely chopped onion, too. For best results, use a burger patty right off the grill to assemble the burger, and wait about 10 minutes before consuming. Your patients will be rewarded.