blahblahCrusader Kings 2, blahblahA Game of Thrones mod, blahblah Crowned Stag start as Bobby B
TL;DR:
Balon Greyjoy rebelled twice, escaped my intended punishment of lock 'em up and forget after he won a trial by combat. Tywin Lannister got miffed and I got a bit of a tyrant reputation because I kinda overruled his innocent verdict during Renfred Rykker's trial after he was accused of trying to set up someone else to rebel. "Aegon Targaryen" invaded a few days into 300 AC. Mostly trying to hold the line.
THE REALM:
(as of the fifth moon of 318 AC)
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KING'S LANDING/THE IRON THRONE
ROBERT BARATHEON, First of His Name, y'know the titles. 55. Married to/estranged from Cersei Lannister (TL;DR she ran off when I tried arresting her for plotting to kill me)
Their children and descendants:
-AXEL, heir presumptive, Lord of Bywater and the Kingswood, Hand of the King. 31. Married to Margaery Tyrell
--CAROLEI, 11
--RONNAL, 10
--{HARYS}, lived for five days in the sixth moon of 309 AC
--RYMAN, 7
--BELISSA, 2
--DEVAN, twin to Belissa
--FLORIS WATERS, 6, Axel's baseborn daughter by a courtier named Caronne.
-JOCELYN, 26. Married to {Robb Stark}, Jormyn Manderly
(by Robb)
--BRANDON, 7. Current Lord of Winterfell and Lord Paramount of the North
--{EDDARA}, lived three days in the last month of 313 AC
--SERENA, 3. Posthumous daughter of Robb
(none by Jormyn)
-{CARMELLA}, a silent sister. Died comatose in 310 AC at the age of 16
-{AELINOR}, stillborn in 304 AC
Robert's baseborn children and descendants:
-RHAEYS WATERS, 17, his daughter by {Daenerys Targaryen}. Married to Arlan Royce, Lord of Runestone
--EDDYNE ROYCE, 2
-MAEKAR STORMHART, 16, Lord of Dragonstone. His son by {Daenerys Targaryen} and founder of Baratheon cadet dynasty House Stormhart. Betrothed to Darla Hardy.
-{ENNA FLOWERS}, died of the grey plague in 315 AC at the age of 6. His daughter by Bethany Lydden
-{MHAEGAN WATERS}, stillborn in 310 AC. His daughter by {Ysilla Kenning}
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The North
BRANDON STARK, 7
(Regent is Jon 'Smalljon' Umber)
(Line of succession ATM goes: his sister Serena, his uncle Brandon, his cousin Wynafrei, his great-uncle Benjen, his second(?) cousin Jarana, and if they all die somehow in ludicrously quick succession the Starks in general die out.)
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The Riverlands
EDMURE TULLY, 45. Married to {Cathryn Trent}, Kyra Prester
(by Cathryn)
-KERRYN, 17
(by Kyra)
-JONOTHOR, heir, 14
-SHELLA, 10
-SABITHA, 7
-LOTHAR, 5
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The Iron Islands
THEON GREYJOY, 39. Married to Sygara Wynch
-MOELLE, almost 1
(She doesn't stand to inherit anything at the moment owing to the revival of the Kingsmoot and the traditional exclusion of women from candidates.
TL;DR:
-Balon's executed
-Rodrik died in 288 while fighting in someone's trial by combat
-Maron died of severe injuries in 296
-Asha died of "natural causes" (console-commanding to observe mode reveals Cersei Lannister did it) in 298
-Euron died via STD a.k.a not EPIC POWER METAL SAGA in 306
-Victarion died of poor health in 296
-Aeron died in his brother's dungeons in 291
-Robin was killed by his brother in battle in 297
-The only other surviving Greyjoys are females: Moelle; Euron's daughters Beinerra and Skati; Quenton's (distant cousin to Theon) daughter Johsi
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The Vale
JON ARRYN, 36. Married to {Walda of Gulltown}, Jarana of Gatehouse Tower
(by Walda)
-TEORA, heir, 13. Betrothed to Alaric Storm, baseborn son of
Harrold Arryn/Hardyng/Harry the Arse
(by Jarana)
-EDMYNE, 2
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The Westerlands
ERENA LANNISTER, 14. Married to Raynard Cynders.
(Regent is her husband)
(Line of succession goes Cersei, Tytos Lannister (cousin of some degrees, his dad is Erena's great-uncle Kevan), Bryssa (daughter of Lancel
(GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME. WHO NAMED HIM? SOME HALF-WIT WITH A STUTTER?)), Myrielle (eldest daughter of Tytos), Leila (second daughter of Tytos), Joanna (daughter of Kevan)
Fun fact: Erena's parents were Tyrion Lannister and Lysa Tully. Someone must've wrote fanfiction of that.
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The Reach
MACE TYRELL, 62. Married to {Alerie Hightower}, some probable smallfolk named Syrene
(by Alerie)
-WILLAS, heir, 41. Married to Lansia Frey
--ERAYNA, 14
--MACE, 10
--ALENA, 4
--MARGAERY, almost 1
--(currently expecting their fifth)
-GARLAN, sworn brother of the Kingsguard, 40
-{LORAS}, accidentally killed in a joust by Garrett Stackhouse in 317 AC at the age of 35
-MARGAERY, 35. Married to Axel Baratheon
-ALESTER, 29. Married to Robert I Baratheon's niece Maris
--LYONEL, 8
--KENELLA, 3
--{ALYSANNE}, lived two days in the fifth moon of 317 AC
--ELVYRA FLOWERS, 2. His baseborn daughter by his brother Willas' wife Lansia
(by Syrene)
-RAYMUND, 7
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The Stormlands
RENLY BARATHEON, 41. Married to Arianne Martell
-MARIS, 24. Married to Alester Tyrell
-ROBERT, heir, 21. Married to Jorelle Whitehill
-CORENNA, 10
-ORRYN, 8
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Dorne
QUENTYN MARTELL, 37. Married to Cersei Martin
(hilarious sidenote: there is a character around the Robert's Rebellion/Crowned Stag bookmark in control of the Dragon Gate named George Martin winkwinknudgenudge)
-{TYENE}, lived five days at the end of the ninth moon of 308 AC
-GORIAN, heir, 6
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Highest profile person from the show/books still alive at this point that isn't me and that I've noticed is Brienne of Tarth, who hasn't done much of note. She got beaten to the "first woman on the Kingsguard" position this timeline by Barbrey Myre, which made it a double-whammy of getting a female Ironborn to don the white cloak.