One time I encountered a guy who seemed to believe that races could be won purely on spec.
So when I thrashed his Corvette C7 GT Concept with my MX-5 at Autumn Ring, he went on a huge rant about how his V8 actually beat my 4 banger cos it had 4 more cylinders and more displacement, was faster in a straight line and looked better too...
So I bluntly told him that I had crossed the finish line first, henceforth I had won. It's that simple. 
So naturally, he decided to pick something with a bigger engine! The Viper. 
The best part is he kept picking tight, technical tracks that really voided any advantages found from having more raw power. So he took us to Tsukuba, got into his Viper, and I decided to show him up again, this time in an RX-8. When I beat him the second time, he gave me the same rant as before, only this time with more profanity.
So I said to him "Right, mate, if you want the best shot at beating me, pick the biggest engine in the game!!!"
"What's that?" He asked. 
"Jay Leno's Tank Car!"
So he changes the track to Trial Mountain, leaves to go buy the Tank Car, returns later, and joins the race against me, while I was using...
...an LCC Rocket! 
Long story short, I got about a minute ahead of him before he rage quit, proceeding to fill my PSN inboxes with messages of colourful nature... The words "Hacker", "Noob" and some more raunchy words were common sightst in these messages.
Last edited: Nov 21, 2016