F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[DK]

Vettel's face before he concedes that getting Andretti's attention is like trying to explain evolution to Rick Perry.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Andretti: And good afternoon to you, uh (Looks at Hamilton's suit), Lewis.
Hamilton: MARIO ANDRETTI KNOWS MY NAME, come on Seb, you gotta let me win.

 

[ghskilla]

Love the Cars reference.

 

[niky]

Man, Lew, I sure do like how ya made that boy look like a chump!

I'm right behind you, Mister Andretti.

I know!

 

[livemusic]

Seb: Hey Lewis, what do you think of my Mario Andretti puppet?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

The impromptu arm wrestle was going well for Andretti. That was, until Vettel started the tickling...

 

[Furinkazen]

Hamilton finds out Red Bull and Pirelli's gives you Stetsons.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Lewis Hamilton: "Give my thanks to Narain."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mario Andretti demonstrates his arm bar move on Lewis Hamilton

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

Least favourite photo to caption of the season award

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - RESULT

1st: gorsad - 25 pts
2nd: ghskilla - 18 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43 - 15 pts
4th=: pezzarinho17, prisonermonkeys, Furinkazen - 10 pts
7th: Flex0r - 8 pts
8th=: zed300, Famine - 3 pts

Winning Entry

Coulthard: So, how does it feel to be on the top step of the podium again?

Kimi: It feels like the top of the podium

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Standings (after Round Eighteen)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 165 pts •••
2nd: Touring Mars - 153 pts ••
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3rd: LewyOs - 112 pts •

4th: dhandeh - 109 pts ••
5th: Famine - 107 pts •
6th: ghskilla - 97 pts •
7th: Flex0r - 94 pts ••
8th: DK - 84 pts ••
9th: niky - 77 pts
10th: GTP_Ingram - 72 pts •

11th: gorsad - 68 pts •
12th: livemusic - 63 pts •
13th=: Jimlaad43 - 49 pts •, Furinkazen - 49 pts •
15th: pezzarinho17 - 40 pts
16th: Pupik - 38 pts
17th: Akmuq - 33 pts
18th: Stiggy - 29 pts
19th: Omnis - 28 pts
20th: RACECAR - 27 pts
21st: zed300 - 25 pts
22nd=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458, At 1ness - 23 pts
25th: Liquid - 21 pts
26th: funkyDucks - 20 pts
27th: haitch40 - 19 pts
28th: ECGadget - 18 pts
29th=: tribolik, C-ZETA - 17 pts
31st: axletramp - 14 pts
32nd: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
33rd=: lemansfanatic, BlacqueJacques - 11 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, homeforsummer - 1 pt

Congrats to gorsad, our man in Pune, India (incidentally where I will be in two weeks time!) on winning his first round! With just two rounds to go, there is now only two people left in the title race, Sebastian Prisonermonkeys, and Fernando TouringMars.

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

Round 10 - Touring Mars

Round 11 - dhandeh

Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 13 - ghskilla

Round 14 - Flex0r

Round 15 - prisonermonkeys

Round 16 - livemusic

Round 17 - Jimlaad43

Round 18 - gorsad


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[prisonermonkeys]

Sebastian Prisonermonkeys, and Fernando TouringMars.

Please. My hair of a morning makes me look way more like 'Nando.

 

[Furinkazen]

A late rally from me.

 

[ghskilla]

Good result for me!

 

[niky]

Not going to make top six this year. Ah well. blame it on Ross Brawn.

 

[Flex0r]

Vettel: *tapping on Andretti's shoulder* Mr. Andretti
Mario Andretti: Congratulations Lewis and on to Fernando...
Vettel: *tapping on Andretti's shoulder* Mr. Andretti
Mario Andretti:So Fernando my boy, how was the race for you?
Vettel: ​

Final Entry

 

[gorsad]

Yay, victory. Thanks to all who voted for me

My entry for this round

Mario Andretti: Damn, you've got big arms Lewis. What about you Sebastian?​

 

[Touring Mars]

Please note that for practical reasons, the deadline for R19 has been brought forward to 1500 GMT tomorrow. The final round will be posted up shortly after that. Voting for R19 may be posted up tomorrow, but may also be delayed until Thursday.

 

[LewyOs]

Mario: So happy for you Lewis, about time someone beat that whiny, childish, basta...
Seb: Mario, i'm right here...

 

[Famine]

Vettel finds himself slightly confused by the "Won the championship with a car manufacturer" secret handshake.

 

[Flex0r]

Mario Andretti: Congratulations Lewis and now on to...
Vettel: *tapping on Andretti's shoulder* Mr. Andretti that's a lovely Sombrero.
Mario Andretti:..Fernando my boy, how was the race for you?
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[Touring Mars]

Final Round - Brazil

Entries accepted until 1000 GMT, Thursday 6th December

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. Full rules available in Post #1


Voting for R19 will follow later today

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to another successful year of the F1 Caption Competition!!

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[Lizard]

Erm Kimi the pits are this way.

Kimi: Leave me alone, I know where I'm going.

In before anyone else.

 

[Famine]

"Leave me alone, Heikki, I know where I'm going."

Edit: OH PISS!

Edit: New entry

"Heikki, the rest of the pitlane can never know about this... they... wouldn't understand."

 

[Lizard]

^ I am laughing so much right now.

Sorry.

Beat you by less than a minute.

 

[Furinkazen]

The track goes THAT way...
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[gorsad]

"Think when we drive"

Oh, the irony....





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[Pezzarinho17]

Only these two will ever know who truly is the fastest Finn...

 

[niky]

I'm pretty sure the third step goes like so.

Heikki, that's not Gangnam, this is Gangnam.

 

[Pupik]

And thus, the Gate-gate controversy was hatched.

 

[Flex0r]

Heikki: *childish voice* "I'm Kimi and and I took a dedetour!" *pretends as if steering*
Kimi: 🤬 off Heikki
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