Funny/Strange News Stories

[Danoff]

Can't even think of a funny headline for this. Omigod.

 

[TexRex]

I mean...it could have been worse. Be thankful they didn't go full Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[Spacegoat]

A man trying to fight off a Kangaroo attack while holding his beer. If you could describe Australia using only one image. I think this is the one.

 

[LeMansAid]

Was way too amused by the odd synchronicity here.

 

[Johnnypenso]

Walmart shoplifting suspect in serious need of a disguise:

 

[Northstar]

A man trying to fight off a Kangaroo attack while holding his beer. If you could describe Australia using only one image. I think this is the one.

The only thing missing is the Prime Minister sitting in an inner-tube.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Nuns, eh? Habit forming.

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Sometime called 999 to say Sean Bean had stopped acting.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/sout...ay-sean-bean-has-stopped-acting-1-9484135/amp

 

[TexRex]

Nuns, eh? Habit forming.

On Monday, St James' Catholic Church said the nuns had expressed "deep remorse" over their actions, adding that while the police had been informed, no criminal charges would be brought against the pair.

 

[BobK]

It's my understanding that it's okay to date nuns occasionally, as long as you don't get into the habit.

 

[andrea]

 

[TenEightyOne]

Two great stories to take your pick from:

Robot

Idiot

 

[TexRex]

Robot

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Time for some bahumbugness. Only good if you are on the nice list. Link

Also today bank robber waits in line to rob bank and threatens cashier with Febreeze. Link

 

[Robin]

So someone printed a 3D head of themselves to fool Andriod's face ID login and it worked on every phone... very secure then!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...d-phones-with-a-3d-printed-head/#66fd08531330

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Poacher sentenced to watch bambi (once a month) for killing hundreds of deer.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46597364

 

[Rage Racer]

It says here that Russians have meddled not only in the US elections, but also in... uhm... some other process...

Russian election meddlers started an anti-masturbation hotline, report claims

 

[BobK]

"Struggling with the addiction to masturbation? Reach out to me and we'll beat it together."

 

[TenEightyOne]

"No good for me" said Mr. Boloksov.

 

[Northstar]

"Struggling with the addiction to masturbation? Reach out to me and we'll beat it together."

It may be a long, hard road, but if we come together we can do this!

 

[Adamgp]

Popeye's sold "emotional support chicken" in the Philadelphia airport yesterday.

https://onemileatatime.com/popeyes-emotional-support-chicken/

 

[Carbon_6]

Popeye's sold "emotional support chicken" in the Philadelphia airport yesterday.

https://onemileatatime.com/popeyes-emotional-support-chicken/

And just when you think you've seen it all...

 

[Adamgp]

And just when you think you've seen it all...

Hilarious marketing idea. I wish it were nation-wide and permanent, though.

 

[TexRex]

And just when you think you've seen it all...

I gather you scrolled to the comments.

 

[Carbon_6]

I gather you scrolled to the comments.

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Another round of daft 999 calls. Including the old KFC adage

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/20/idiot-called-999-bus-driver-whistled-throughout-journey-8267498/

 

[Mikey]

A case of two wrongs making a fight on the Singapore roads.

 

[TenEightyOne]

This comes under "strange"... Air Force One apparently flies with a transponder on. BBC.

 

[Mikey]

This comes under "strange"... Air Force One apparently flies with a transponder on. BBC.

That was a lucky snap. It'd appear that the Trump moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.

 

[TexRex]

Fun fact: AFO's contrail as of late has consisted, at least in part, of aerosolized KFC fry oil.