Dan
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Corvette C7 rip off?
*Facepalm*
If I ever see you online I will spam you beyond what is spammingly possible![]()
*Carl_the_Sloth joined the game.*
Me: Screw that!
*CallmeDan_ left the game.*
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But if you were to actually attack me, I would do the most epic thing I have ever done online:
Run for my freaking life to the safety of a Burger Shot! Then, I would hide in a corner and hope I didn't get killed. As the Buzzard looms outside, occasionally lighting up its miniguns at me, I waited for the right moment to strike. The Buzzard lowers to the point where it is only a few feet off the ground. I select my pistol. I run out of cover, aim straight for the cockpit and unload one clip... right into the pilot. As I am firing my measly pistol, the the pilot launches a barrage of bullets into the empty Burger Shot. 3 shots, right into the pilot. The chopper lands. I steal the chopper and proceed to humiliate the pilot by blowing him up numerous times with his own Buzzard.
Yeah, that really happened. And I can't aim with a controller for my life!
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