The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV

[Minty]

any concept alien to the normal hetero rule is confusing for them and therefore they resort to rejection as defense mechanism...

All homophobia is is having an aversion toward something because it's gay, the 'why' doesn't matter. I see a lot of that in the comments.

Feel like posting this because it's amazing and it's been a while.

 

[unit-one]

I'm willing to bet Coffee eats pizza with a knife and fork, which to me is already DEFCON -8 at the very least.

I'm no JJ but here, I drew these an hour ago during the live stream I did for my friend (I had to cut it short once the parental control in her house kicked her off the internet; it's her curse for having precocious younger siblings )

Extra fast and loose with the art, because drawing with a tablet is a bit awkward for me.

...Not sure if I should pick one and color it...



EDIT: and I'm not sure if I should ruin CoffeeGrunt's plans...

 

[Gravekeeper]

...Not sure if I should pick one and color it...

I don't think I'll be coloring any of those, at least any time soon, so if you want to, you can go right ahead

EDIT: and I'm not sure if I should ruin CoffeeGrunt's plans...

Messing with CoffeeGrunt is something you shouldn't even have to think about, you just do it. It's a categorical imperative.

 

[unit-one]

I don't think I'll be coloring any of those, at least any time soon, so if you want to, you can go right ahead

Cool.

Messing with CoffeeGrunt is something you shouldn't even have to think about, you just do it. It's a categorical imperative.

Hmm... well, he didn't specified whether I may, or may not upload a pic...

He asked to draw something for his 500 watchers milestone. He wanted to upload it to his account too. But seeing that he now has 501 watchers... but he's no where to be seen. I guess I can upload that pic to my account.



EDIT: needs more TwiDash...

err...

Here.

 

[Minty]

You can never have too much TwiDash

The lines look better. As soon as I can I'll edit the dimensions of the background to fit my phone better so I can use it as a wallpaper.

 

[unit-one]

You can never have too much TwiDash

The lines look better. As soon as I can I'll edit the dimensions of the background to fit my phone better so I can use it as a wallpaper.

Huh? What do you mean "the lines look better?" I haven't changed anything...






Aanyways, have some VinylTavia.

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Yup, this was the pic made for CG.

 

[Wiegert]

Messing with CoffeeGrunt is something you shouldn't even have to think about, you just do it. It's a categorical imperative.

Quite. It just comes naturally, almost instinctive as a matter of fact.


And unit, which of Grave's drawings were you considering colouring in? I think Warity looks like a good one to start with.

Damn that's actually a pretty sweet Plush. It's currently at an almost unsurprising $405, but it'll go even higher over the next few hours.

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Musical notes for wings, dat dress, and Vinyl's expression. All very nice unit. Octavia's so impressed that her mouth vanished as well!

 

[unit-one]

First of all, I want to apologize for "running away". My Internet is acting strange.

And unit, which of Grave's drawings were you considering colouring in? I think Warity looks like a good one to start with.

Hm, I'll let you guys to vote.

Musical notes for wings, dat dress, and Vinyl's expression. All very nice unit. Octavia's so impressed that her mouth vanished as well!

Looks like Octavia is...

*puts on glasses*

...speechless!

YEEEAHHHH!!

 

[Minty]

Huh? What do you mean "the lines look better?" I haven't changed anything...

So it was my iPad making it look worse. It looks better on my phone.

 

[Azure Flare]

Miss me yet?

 

[Brando-K]

Also, Coffee doesn't just request VinylTavia, he asks JJ to draw Halo stuff as well:

There have been budget cuts (get it, that's the story I read last night) in the army and coffee can only pay minimum wage to his new troops.

Brando: Jem with a J.
i was thinking back on it, and it hit me that Jem tried a similar treatment to FiM LONG before there was such a thing as crossovers between toy genres. after all, Jem was just another way to promote a Barbie clone. but it had the same kind of Music idea FiM does. i still have cassettes i taped off the TV with the totally awesome songs they punched into that show. Bleep, they even set up a music video thing in the corner in the show every time they played one in the series.

I only discovered the show recently (about a month ago) on kotaku (I think). I should try and find a copy of it somewhere. It looks like a fun show.
And on the spelling... G J it's all the same.

 

[MoLiEG]

Well... On Monday I had the chance to watch the show for the first time... I have to say it's pretty ok...

There's a chance I might start liking it...

God... forgive me in advance...

 

[Gravekeeper]

Well... On Monday I had the chance to watch the show for the first time... I have to say it's pretty ok...

There's a chance I might start liking it...

God... forgive me in advance...

Preemptive welcome; you have taken your first steps to pony perdition

 

[Wiegert]

Looks like Octavia is...

*puts on glasses*

...speechless!

YEEEAHHHH!!

Oh, I see what you did there.

There have been budget cuts (get it, that's the story I read last night) in the army and coffee can only pay minimum wage to his new troops.

More army budget cuts. That's just what we need at this time

Well... On Monday I had the chance to watch the show for the first time... I have to say it's pretty ok...

There's a chance I might start liking it...

God... forgive me in advance...

I command thee to watch more episodes (that is, if you... um, don't mind).

 

[MoLiEG]

I think it's likely to happen Weigert...

For some amazing coincidence... today was aired the very 1st episode... so I'm going to see where it takes me...

 

[Azure Flare]

I just tries to make my recolors, I failed miserably. So I'll get cracking on the Equestrian national racing colors.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

"Frigate 318-Heavy is inbound, and MAC rounds have been authorised."

"Hold onto your helmets, this'll get their attention!"

what was Coffee doing in a shed-like building anyway?

It's my abode. My TV, Xbox and home cinema system are set up in there. It's more of a cabin, actually. Has the insulation of a shed. Perfect for privacy when writing.

Instead I'll go with the latest part of EWZ (I think I might be the only person who still reads it.)

EWZ is starting to give off those vibes that perhaps I shouldn't have started reading it.
Last chapter was pretty good, though.

Case File 5 (Major Spitfire) was quite good, much better than the previous part in fact. EWZ always seems to update when I don't have anything else to read, so I always try and give it a look when I can.

See that CoffeeGrunt? Both of the people who read EWZ enjoy it!

Release Allegrezza chapter, receive several requests from people to bear their children.

Release EWZ chapter, get one, angry comment complaining that I am getting ideas from the book. Well herpy-derp there, my friend, I forgot that Crossover tag...no wait, I didn't.

Well I've spend a grand total of £25 on ponies (big spender right here). How much more than that would the MANE-6 plate cost anyway?

Nada, zip, zilch, the big goose egg. (Noone will get the reference.)

He's corrupting JJ, and it's starting to piss me off. All he used to draw was AJ, Dash and Gilda (sometimes even humanized), but nooooooo, can't have that. How is he going to keep drawing stuff like this:

I'm guessing Coffee makes all of the VinylTavia requests and JJ just goes ahead and draws them without hesitation.

Also, Coffee doesn't just request VinylTavia, he asks JJ to draw Halo stuff as well:

I had noticed a recent upturn in JJ's VinylTavia output. I can only say that I find this to be a very good thing, and hope it continues.

(I also love how you guys write VinylTavia/Octy all the time, now.)

Isn't Coffee also good at neighsaying? I mean, he actually uses his writing to rally fan armies against his enemies!

EDIT: and I'm not sure if I should ruin CoffeeGrunt's plans...

Messing with CoffeeGrunt is something you shouldn't even have to think about, you just do it. It's a categorical imperative.

Hmm... well, he didn't specified whether I may, or may not upload a pic...
He asked to draw something for his 500 watchers milestone. He wanted to upload it to his account too. But seeing that he now has 501 watchers... but he's no where to be seen. I guess I can upload that pic to my account.

It's alright, Unit. I was...delayed. One of those things where despite my insistence that I need to get home to do college assignments, my dad insists that I help him go shopping. We spend the next eternity with me trudging down the aisles while he deliberates price and quality of mince.

I'll probably have to roll with your pic as the surprise, given the time. I was aiming to get home at four o'clock, but obviously, my family don't give two craps about my plans. Especially annoying as I essentially did nothing the entire shopping trip. ¬¬

Also, on my new status as a small military power. I found a Deviant who had blocked me, and couldn't remember why. I commented in a Journal update about it, not knowing why.

She got inundated with "Y U block Coffee" messages and comments, and posted a rage Journal over it. xD

 

[unit-one]

Miss me yet?

What happened to your pony? Or did you created a new one?

It's alright, Unit. I was...delayed. One of those things where despite my insistence that I need to get home to do college assignments, my dad insists that I help him go shopping. We spend the next eternity with me trudging down the aisles while he deliberates price and quality of mince.

I'll probably have to roll with your pic as the surprise, given the time. I was aiming to get home at four o'clock, but obviously, my family don't give two craps about my plans. Especially annoying as I essentially did nothing the entire shopping trip. ¬¬

Can't wait to see what will you write and what reaction will be from your fans.

 

[Brando-K]

@Coffee, if I remember correctly it's because she doesn't want the attention associated with being liked by the famous CoffeeGrunt. Guess that backfired didn't it.
Don't worry though, to most of us you're just some crazy Brit that writes lesbian pony stories.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Can't wait to see what will you write and what reaction will be from your fans.

I'm still trying to start the chapter. Always the hardest part, doing that. Especially as it's 21:20 and I haven't eaten yet.

@Coffee, if I remember correctly it's because she doesn't want the attention associated with being liked by the famous CoffeeGrunt. Guess that backfired didn't it.
Don't worry though, to most of us you're just some crazy Brit that writes lesbian pony stories.

I'm getting more famous than I like now. I sometimes comment on stuff and get "OMFG CoffeeeGrunt likes my pic!!11!"

 

[unit-one]

I'm still trying to start the chapter. Always the hardest part, doing that. Especially as it's 21:20 and I haven't eaten yet.

Ehem... why aren't you prepared at all?

And I see no one is voting. I guess I'll color that Rarity pic then.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Ehem... why aren't you prepared at all?

Not really. Preparation requires time, something I have so very little of nowadays.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Figured I'd post a nice picture of what the end of every Saturday is like for me.

Gaze upon the glory that is buying out all of the blind bags at the local store. And raiding an advent calendar for props.

 

[unit-one]

Gaze upon the glory that is buying out all of the blind bags at the local store. And raiding an advent calendar for props.

Ha, I see you don't have Fluttershy too.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Not yet. We're raiding all of the blind bags.

All of them.

We had just gotten RD that day too, so we were happy for that, but no Fluttershy yet.

 

[Wiegert]

Nada, zip, zilch, the big goose egg. (Noone will get the reference.)

I bet if those Welovefine shirts were available here, then the amount of cash you spend ponies would be much higher.

Dammit, I wish they were available here!

(I also love how you guys write VinylTavia/Octy all the time, now.)

Well it's better than writing Octavia Philharmonica and Vinyl Jenifer Scratch.

I'm getting more famous than I like now. I sometimes comment on stuff and get "OMFG CoffeeeGrunt likes my pic!!11!"

Soon you will have people coming up to you in the street asking you to sign a picture of Octy or Vinyl

Not yet. We're raiding all of the blind bags.

All of them.

So you're aiming to amass the highest concentration of blind bag ponies in Wolfsburg? The shops better watch out then.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Well it's better than writing Octavia Philharmonica and Vinyl Jenifer Scratch.

True...true...

Soon you will have people coming up to you in the street asking you to sign a picture of Octy or Vinyl

I would both love and fear that day. However, my town appears to have a minuscule population of bronies.

 

[Rykon Zero]

So you're aiming to amass the highest concentration of blind bag ponies in Wolfsburg? The shops better watch out then.

I would bet money on already having that highest concentration right now.

It's a shame swag costs so much money, I've lost six Euros on the three ponies I'm personally responsible for.

Ah, I'd like to tell a little story about my second and favorite blind bag, Firecracker Burst. My host bro and I are constantly fighting over her, because she's got an awesome name, and her cutie mark is fire.

Thing is, her card says "Loves Surprises." So, what does that mean?

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"Surprise!"

"Ah! What the hell?!"

"I blew up your house and killed your family!"

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That's what we imagine. The other exchange student thinks I'm going to wake up on fire.

 

[Sniffs]

well, it looks like the Grimdark and sad fics are crawling out of the woodwork again.

 

[Tornado]

Brando, you can't use an avatar that I just stopped using! It confuses the hell out of me.







I just read Fixing Ms. Smartypants. I'm really conflicted about it, and as soon as I scan through Ponibooru I'll write a synopsis about it.