F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

Standings (after Round Nine)

1st: Touring Mars - 101 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 90 pts
3rd: ADEuk • - 83 pts

4th: Famine • - 59 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts
6th: niky - 40 pts
7th: TopGearFTW • - 34 pts
8th: livemusic - 33 pts
9th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
10th: RACECAR - 27 pts

11th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
14th: PeterJB - 23 pts
15th: Pupik - 22 pts
16th=: daan, pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
18th: mPWRD - 20 pts
19th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
22nd: akmuq - 15 pts
23rd=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
26th: interludes - 10 pts
27th: dhandes - 9 pts
28th: peterjford - 8 pts
29th: Jimlaad43 - 6 pts
30th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
31st=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
33rd=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
35th=: adamp93, Tesla - 2 pts

Congratulations to Famine for winning Round Nine of the 2011 competition, and on home soil too

Well done famine!

Looks like the upgrades we brought to the car worked a treat!

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What do the orange dots at some of the user names mean?

Lewis - "You never know Martin, I might finish the race today without a visit to the stewards!"

Lewis and Martin's reaction to watching replays of Vettel's spin.

livemusic

What do the orange dots at some of the user names mean?

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Round wins... in the event of a tie, these will be used for countback

Ah, ok. And I just noticed you're leading the championship without winning a single round.

The Maclaren team talking about how Webber botched the start.

Lewis: ......And then the donkey said "thats not gone well".

Martin:

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Get conned with vodafone the new slogan being admired by the mclaren team.

Lewis tells Martin of the chilli powder laced cake he presented to Jenson after the race.

Whitmarsh: Hamilton? Going to Red Bull? What a laugh!

Hamilton: Yeah but have you seen what I have underneath Martin... ~unzips jacket~

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Hamilton: I can still win this championship



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ADEuk

Hamilton: I can still win this championship

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I know some people consider it bad form to comment on other entries these days, but...

Hamilton: Yeah, and then he went on to the grass!

Lewis - I was sat at home the other night, when there was a knock on the door. Upon opening the door, I was confronted with a stag beetle that was 6ft 6, and it butted me straight on the nose, Blood everywhere.

Whitmarsh -Then what?

Lewis - Well, I had to go to hospital to get it checked out. When I got there, I started to explain what happened to a nurse, and she said "let me guess, you were sat at home, when there was a knock on the door, you opened the door and a 6ft 6 stag beetle butted you straight on the nose" , I then said 'yes, how did you know that', she replied " Well, there's a nasty bug going round".

Whitmarsh (Under his breath) - Not because your black then.

"So now I take off the costume...Lewis will be very happy he's had no penalties for once."

Martin: Good news, Lewis, Red Bull has been disqualified from the 2011 Caption Championship!

Hamilton : "Next time I spin I'll do it during the ad break"

"Actually, Lewis, it wasn't raining. Button's dust just had a high moisture content and you were eating it."

LH: I sent Seb a bavarian band and told them not to stop playing till he wins a German GP.

Lewis:Yeah, Alonso tought he had overtaken me!

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Whitmarsh - ...to get to the other side! HAHAHA! Get it? Hahaha!

Lewis - Yeah, yeah, hehe. No...