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[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINE - RESULTS

1st: Famine - 25 pts
2nd: ADEuk - 18 pts
3rd=: Pupik, BlacqueJacques - 13 pts
5th: PeterJB - 10 pts
6th=: livemusic, niky, pezzarinho17 - 6 pts

Winning Entry

"Yes yes, very good, but where does one's chaffeur sit?"

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Standings (after Round Nine)

1st: Touring Mars - 101 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 90 pts
3rd: ADEuk • - 83 pts

4th: Famine • - 59 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts
6th: niky - 40 pts
7th: TopGearFTW • - 34 pts
8th: livemusic - 33 pts
9th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
10th: RACECAR - 27 pts

11th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
14th: PeterJB - 23 pts
15th: Pupik - 22 pts
16th=: daan, pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
18th: mPWRD - 20 pts
19th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
22nd: akmuq - 15 pts
23rd=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
26th: interludes - 10 pts
27th: dhandes - 9 pts
28th: peterjford - 8 pts
29th: Jimlaad43 - 6 pts
30th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
31st=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
33rd=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
35th=: adamp93, Tesla - 2 pts

Congratulations to Famine for winning Round Nine of the 2011 competition, and on home soil too

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk.

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round Ten - Germany will follow shortly.

and

Round Eleven - Hungary will follow next Monday.

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[dhandeh]

Well done famine!

 

[niky]

I guess the FIA stands for "Famine Internationale Assistance?

Well played, Famine, well played.

 

[PeterJB]

Looks like the upgrades we brought to the car worked a treat!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - Germany

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Entries by Monday, 8th August - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy

 

[livemusic]

What do the orange dots at some of the user names mean?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Lewis - "You never know Martin, I might finish the race today without a visit to the stewards!"

 

[DK]

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Lewis and Martin's reaction to watching replays of Vettel's spin.

 

[Touring Mars]

What do the orange dots at some of the user names mean?

Round wins... in the event of a tie, these will be used for countback

 

[livemusic]

Ah, ok. And I just noticed you're leading the championship without winning a single round.

 

[Akmuq]

The Maclaren team talking about how Webber botched the start.

 

[Azure Flare]

Lewis: ......And then the donkey said "thats not gone well".

Martin:

Final entry

 

[Lizard]

Get conned with vodafone the new slogan being admired by the mclaren team.

 

[LewyOs]

Lewis tells Martin of the chilli powder laced cake he presented to Jenson after the race.

 

[Furinkazen]

Whitmarsh: Hamilton? Going to Red Bull? What a laugh!

Hamilton: Yeah but have you seen what I have underneath Martin... ~unzips jacket~

FINAL ENTRY

 

[ADEuk]

Hamilton: I can still win this championship



Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Hamilton: I can still win this championship

I know some people consider it bad form to comment on other entries these days, but...

 

[PeterJB]

Hamilton: Yeah, and then he went on to the grass!

 

[dhandeh]

Lewis - I was sat at home the other night, when there was a knock on the door. Upon opening the door, I was confronted with a stag beetle that was 6ft 6, and it butted me straight on the nose, Blood everywhere.

Whitmarsh -Then what?

Lewis - Well, I had to go to hospital to get it checked out. When I got there, I started to explain what happened to a nurse, and she said "let me guess, you were sat at home, when there was a knock on the door, you opened the door and a 6ft 6 stag beetle butted you straight on the nose" , I then said 'yes, how did you know that', she replied " Well, there's a nasty bug going round".

Whitmarsh (Under his breath) - Not because your black then.

 

[Famine]

Tonight Martin, I'm going for... the Full Monty.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Lewis Hamilton: "It was totally worth it. You should have seen the look on Paul's face when he went past. It looked like this!"​

 

[C-ZETA]

"So now I take off the costume...Lewis will be very happy he's had no penalties for once."

 

[niky]

Martin: Good news, Lewis, Red Bull has been disqualified from the 2011 Caption Championship!

 

[ADEuk]

Hamilton : "Next time I spin I'll do it during the ad break"

 

[Omnis]

"Actually, Lewis, it wasn't raining. Button's dust just had a high moisture content and you were eating it."

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: These velcro zippers are like Sky Sports - they're a rip off!​

 

[Lizard]

LH: I sent Seb a bavarian band and told them not to stop playing till he wins a German GP.

 

[Peter.]

LH: Do you think I's be able to beat Button if my earrings were made of carbon fibre?​

 

[Akmuq]

Lewis:Yeah, Alonso tought he had overtaken me!

Final Entry

 

[livemusic]

Whitmarsh - ...to get to the other side! HAHAHA! Get it? Hahaha!

Lewis - Yeah, yeah, hehe. No...