2014 NASCAR Thread

[GTPorsche]

Parker Kligermann has been named as Kurt Busch's backup driver for the rest of the month.

 

[MustangRyan]

Hendrick Motorsports is teaming up with DC Comics in a partnership.

http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/...ainment-join-forces-with-Hendrick-Motorsports

The first thing coming out of this is a Superman sponsored Dale Jr car at the Coca Cola 600 next weekend.

I guess Dale Jr's The Dark Knight Rises car winning in 2012 at Michigan probably helped in landing this deal, since people are still buying diecasts of that car online.

What's next? JJ as Batman? Kasey Kahne as The Flash?

 

[MustangManiac]

Hendrick Motorsports is teaming up with DC Comics in a partnership.

http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/...ainment-join-forces-with-Hendrick-Motorsports

The first thing coming out of this is a Superman sponsored Dale Jr car at the Coca Cola 600 next weekend.

I guess Dale Jr's The Dark Knight Rises car winning in 2012 at Michigan probably helped in landing this deal, since people are still buying diecasts of that car online.

What's next? JJ as Batman? Kasey Kahne as The Flash?

That's downright comical Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[RACECAR]

Kinda strange, I would've thought they would've stuck with Jr and Batman solely based on that win.

 

[MustangRyan]

For some odd reason, I'm picturing a TV commercial with Jimmie Johnson wearing a batman utility belt, and Batman wearing a Kobalt tool belt.

 

[Blitz24]

Jeff Gordon is the Flash... okay.

Jimmie Johnson is the Green Lantern..... ummmm.

Kasey Kahne is Batman...... how?

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is Superman...... ummmm.

 

[MustangRyan]

It seems like Dale Jr would be Green Lantern, if only because of the color of his car on most weekends.
I guess Jr. can't be Green Lantern if he doesn't have a ring?

Jimmie Johnson would be Batman. I'm imagining a TV commercial where JJ and Batman trade jobs for a day. Batman would sport a Kobalt toolbelt and drive the #48 car. JJ would get Batman's utility belt, and drive the batmobile.

Jeff Gordon would have to be Superman. He was really awesome several years ago, but now he is running 2nd to Batman in nearly every possible way.

This leaves Kasey Kahne as The Flash, by default. I didn't know the Flash was only really fast three times a year, but it is going to have be true to fit this narrative.

 

[GTPorsche]

Dale Jr already had The Dark Knight car, and Jeff has already had a Superman car as well.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Hendrick Motorsports is teaming up with DC Comics in a partnership.

http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/...ainment-join-forces-with-Hendrick-Motorsports

The first thing coming out of this is a Superman sponsored Dale Jr car at the Coca Cola 600 next weekend.

I guess Dale Jr's The Dark Knight Rises car winning in 2012 at Michigan probably helped in landing this deal, since people are still buying diecasts of that car online.

What's next? JJ as Batman? Kasey Kahne as The Flash?

Well he already has a superman car with Jr. in it, and it was on the verge of winning before the engine blew.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

It's Showdown time!!!!

 

[Jahgee]

Michael Waltrip said "Much draft, very vroom" today, my life is complete

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

So, Bowyer is..uh... second... Fortunately, Kyle Larson will (eventually) remedy that.

Oh, and GO DOGE

 

[Jahgee]

C'mon Larson and Bowyer, I need both of you to make the All Star race so I can get more fantasy points

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Allmendinger, Larson, and to an extent Wise. That is all I ask for

 

[The Bman]

Dogecar wins the fan vote.

 

[Fuzzy]

The Dogecar was rigged.

 

[Earth]

Wow Dogecar beat Danica

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

YES, WISE WILL RACE!!! MY repeat voting paid off!

 

[GTPorsche]

The Dogecar was rigged.

The internet is a powerful tool. Plus, most of the internet doesn't like Danica.

 

[Cale]

What a waste

 

[RACECAR]

Dogecoin wins the fan vote. Good grief, Furi will be livid

YES, WISE WILL RACE!!! MY repeat voting paid off!

Were you the one that voted a thousand times?

Wow Dogecar beat Danica

That's the power of the internet.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

no, I voted 4 times, and once for Larson to test the system

 

[MustangRyan]

I'm guessing someone on reddit created a script to stuff the ballot boxes for Wise.

 

[Doodle]

DOGECOIN!!!!

 

[Furinkazen]

See NASCAR< when you do put fans in charge this kind of rubbish happens 👎

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

So, Furi's here. Let's Celebrate Wise winning the fan vote some more!!!!

 

[cnd01]

Dogecar!!! Go Josh Wise! Danica lost to the internet and reddit I'm now a Phil Parsons racing fan

 

[Cale]

See NASCAR< when you do put fans in charge this kind of rubbish happens 👎

Quoted because it's true.

 

[Panoz]

The underdoge gets much love from Reddit and the internet.

 

[Jahgee]

I sense some people are upset with Josh Wise winning the fan vote. It's not like the only way to make the All Star race was to win the fan vote.