F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Ferrari unveil their new sister team, Lego Rosso​

 

[DK]

In order to avoid any more freak accidents like Massa's in 2009, the FIA have devised a new construction method to make suspension arms less lethal when they hit drivers' helmets.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Ferrari unveil their new sister team, Lego Rosso​

Lego my red bull

I thought Sauber was Ferrari's less funded sister? Torro Rosso is Red Bull's sister right eh

Nevertheless a funny caption 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - RESULT

1st: ghskilla - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts
3rd=: prisonermonkeys, Famine - 13 pts
5th=: dhandeh, pezzarinho17, C-ZETA, niky - 7 pts

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)

Winning Entry

Marshall: Are you Italian?

JEV: No, I'm French.

Marshall: What engine does this car have?

JEV: It has a Ferrari en-

Marshall: IS THE CAR OKAY?!

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Standings (after Round Thirteen)

1st: Touring Mars - 130 pts ••
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 127 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 83 pts •

4th: Famine - 80 pts •
5th: dhandeh - 73 pts ••
6th: DK - 70 pts ••
7th: niky - 56 pts
8th: Flex0r - 51 pts •
9th: GTP_Ingram - 50 pts •
10th:ghskilla - 44 pts •

11th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
12th: Stiggy - 29 pts
13th=: Omnis, pezzarinho17 - 28 pts
15th: RACECAR - 27 pts
16th: gorsad - 24 pts
17th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458, livemusic - 23 pts
20th: At 1ness - 22 pts
21st: Liquid - 21 pts
22nd=: zed300, akmuq, Pupik, funkyDucks - 20 pts
26th: ECGadget - 18 pts
27th=: tribolik, haitch40, C-ZETA - 17 pts
30th: axletramp - 14 pts
31st: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
32nd: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
33rd: BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
34th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congrats to ghskilla for a runaway victory in Round 13!

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

Round 10 - Touring Mars

Round 11 - dhandeh

Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 13 - ghskilla


Round 14 is still open for entries.

Due to my holiday next week and then starting a new job upon my return, Round 14 voting and Round 15 may be slightly delayed.​

 

[Flex0r]

Congratulations on winning this round Ghskilla.

Enjoy your holiday and new job Touring Mars.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Felipe Massa: "Christian said he wanted this year's championship to be a fair fight between you and Seb, so he had Adrian design an upgrade for us, free of charge."​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Massa: "It still doesn't look more like lego than this years Ferrari."​

 

[Liquid]

"Fernando, when you said you'd get me leggo after the race, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. I was expecting a few beers..."​

Done.

 

[zed300]

The Lego Ferrari on display at Madam Tussaud's, attracted a huge crowd. Felipe and Fernando stood motionless for hours, as onlookers criticized their figures saying, "..not bad, but not very life like. Maybe Lego should have done them too."
​

 

[Stiggy]

Massa: No wonder Sergio signed for McLaren when you told him that this would be his car in 2013.
Alonso: *facepalms* I was being sarcastic, Felipe.
Di Montezemolo (out of shot) ...but I wasn't!... Oh 🤬, that wasn't such a great idea. Felipe, you'd better finish on the podium next race, or you'll be driving this.

 

[Lizard]

Now since Grosjean and Maldonado are starting nearby we added some extra crumple zones to the car to improve safety.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - Japan

Entries by Wednesday, 17th October - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate.


Please also vote for your favourite caption in Round 14:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=7699502#post7699502

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Congratulations on winning this round Gshkilla.

Enjoy your holiday and new job Touring Mars.

Thanks! Holiday was ace, and new job is going well

 

[DK]

Seb uses psychokinesis!
The iPad wasn't affected...​

 

[dhandeh]

Engineer - Why so glum Sebastian?

Vettel - I have just single handedly destroyed the hopes of a exciting finish to this years championship.​

 

[ghskilla]

Engineer: I've found this website called GTPlanet.net. They have a Motorsports section in their forums; here are some of the things they say about you there.​

 

[Furinkazen]

We just lost Mark. Now you have no no.2 driver to make look bad.
​

 

[LewyOs]

Rocky: Race over Seb. We've found lego in the gearbox.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"You can call me Christian Horny."​

 

[Pupik]

Sebastian, when you keep winning, we keep losing our hearing.

 

[Jimlaad43]

What do you mean "They deleted me 4th"
Kobayashi: VICTOREEEEEEEE

 

[niky]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career...

Wait. Can you ensure a certain Spaniard doesn't finish tomorrow's race?

I'll need Kimi Raikkonen's hotel room number and a blonde wig...

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: Seb I just got a message, your contract states that if Felix Baumgartner cannot jump you are obligated to do the 36 km. high jump.

Seb: .......

Engineer: Seb?? You look a bit pale.

 

[Ingram]

"Oh no Seb, it sounds awful! Your bumper has fallen off, the lights are smashed, and there is a huge scrape down the side... Why did you let Grosjean park your car for you?!"​

 

[Famine]

"What the hell is an 'oppa'? THIS is the kind of crap they listen to in Korea?"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Sebastian Vettel @SebVettel
Just found out @JensonButton doesn't follow me either @LewisHamilton! At least he follows me across the line though.... #1FingerSalute

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Engineer: Seb we just learned someone placed earwigs in our headsets... Hello; Hello..... is anybody in there.. just nod if you can hear me... is anybody home

Seb: Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying...

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[livemusic]

Vettel: My engineer is Rowan Atkinson?

 

[Touring Mars]

Jim's Fixed It for who??​

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: 3 big macs a quarter pounder and fries???
Seb: ??
Engineer: Seb, Adrian has taken your RB8 through the McDrive again, prepare for a mess.

Final entry

 

[gorsad]

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