IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Predicted Winner: Tetsuya Naito
Reasoning: Tetsuya Naito's initial push into the main event scene upon winning the 2013 G1 Climax was not received all that well, and a fair few parallels can be drawn to Roman Reigns in that regard. Ironically, not caring about tradition has caused the fanbase to care about Naito. This win completes the redemption arc.
IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship
Predicted Winner: Kenny Omega
Reasoning: All accounts point to Jericho's appearance as being a one-shot deal. Jericho's busy throughout the rest of the year with Fozzy and his wrestling cruise thingy later in the year, ergo Omega wins and probably drops the belt to the winner of the 2018 New Japan Cup
IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Predicted Winner: Jay White
Reasoning: Tanahashi is slowly winding things down before transferring into a role some loving call the New Japan Dad. Clearly there's some trust in White after his return from his young lion expedition (essentially a learning trip most Japanese wrestlers take relatively early in their careers to expose themselves to different styles) and Tanahashi's nursing some injuries. Also, Jay's just a hair over a year younger than me and is wrestling one of the all-time greats on such a big stage and I have to go re-evaluate my life.
NEVER Openweight Championship
Predicted Winner: Minoru Suzuki
Reasoning: Noted MMA pioneer and The Man With The Worst Personality In The World, also noted manga enthusiast gets the W. Goto gets his hair cut off, blah blah blah, either finally gets to take advantage of his potential or settles into a gatekeeper for the main event scene. Who knows? There's clearly something about Goto that can work, but for whatever reason won't show.
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Predicted Winner: Hiromu Takahashi
Reasoning: He managed to get a stuffed cat ridiculously over.
I mean, listen to the crowd as Bad Luck Fale murders poor Darryl. Anyone who can make such a silly thing work and not feel out of place gets the nod. I also should note that I have an irrational dislike for Ospreay, mainly based off of THAT MATCH with Ricochet from the 2016 Best of the Super Juniors tournament. (Yeah, tourneys are kind of a big thing in New Japan.)
IWGP Tag Team Championship
Predicted Winners: EVIL and SANADA
Reasoning:
The greatest wrestling hoodie ever produced. Also, Los Ingobernobles move into the role of top stable in New Japan for 2018, so yeah give them the Heavyweight Title and the Tag Titles and the NEVER Six-Man Titles when they inevitably win them back.
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
Predicted Winners: The Young Bucks
Reasoning: I dislike The Young Bucks, almost the living embodiment of everything I dislike about the "get your MOVEZ in" mentality to wrestling. But they're a proven money-maker. Sho Tanaka of Roppongi 3K looks like he's got some potential a few years down the road in the junior heavyweight singles scene.
NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag Team Championship
Predicted Winners: Taguchi Japan
Reasoning: War Machine might be WWE bound and I love it I love me some good hoss fights. Michael Elgin might be a bit of a *WORD REDACTED*bag and not be much longer with the company after the allegations against him. Bullet Club might be like the nWo in more than just imagery in that they're a license to print money that's possibly outstayed their welcome in as prominent a role as they've had. Really just picked a team at random, this match is mainly to get more people on the show and these titles are the least necessary ones in the company and mainly exist to add stakes to how New Japan runs their house shows.
Cody (Rhodes) v.s Kota Ibushi
Predicted Winner: Kota Ibushi
Reasoning: Hopefully sets up Bullet Club splitting into their sub-groups, Ibushi moves onto the IC Title scene, possibly beats White, hopefully finally get Omega/Ibushi at Wrestle Kingdom 13. Long-standing unofficial storyline between the two that might finally get resolved.
New Japan Rumble
Predicted Winner: Satoshi Kojima
Reasoning: Mainly a harmless excuse for cameos (The Great Kabuki in the initial NJR in 2015, Haku in 2016, Billy Gunn and Scott Norton last year) and to warm the crowd up. No participants announced, picked from a likely competitor based purely off their
Twitter game. Also,
BREAD CLUB.