F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Hamilton: Like my new Bob Marley beard and my new, cool, briefs?

FINAL (pathetic) ENTRY Parc Ferme'

 

[Pupik]

Lewis: So I'm on vacation after this race, right?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: So I don't have to mention my sponsors until Spa?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: And I won't have to talk to the press?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: No testing, either?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: And which side air gun will you sabotage this week?
Martin: ...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Jenson: Is that dandruff in my hair?
Lewis: When are we going to tell him that when he wins, he uses Pantene?

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TEN - RESULTS

1st: ADEuk - 25 pts
2nd: pezzarinho17 - 18 pts
3rd: haitch40 - 15 pts
4th: Pupik - 12 pts
5th=: PeterJB, Touring Mars, Famine - 8 pts
8th=: Omnis, niky, Jimlaad43 - 2 pts

Winning Entry

Hamilton: I can still win this championship

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Standings (after Round Ten)

1st: Touring Mars - 109 pts
2nd: ADEuk •• - 108 pts
3rd: LewyOs •• - 90 pts

4th: Famine • - 67 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts
6th: niky - 42 pts
7th: pezzarinho17 - 39 pts
8th=: TopGearFTW •, Pupik - 34 pts

10th: livemusic - 33 pts
11th: PeterJB - 31 pts
12th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
13th: RACECAR - 27 pts
14th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
17th: daan - 21 pts
18th: mPWRD - 20 pts
19th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
22nd=: haitch40, akmuq - 15 pts
24th=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
27th: interludes - 10 pts
28th: dhandes - 9 pts
29th=: peterjford, Jimlaad43 - 8 pts
31st: Mynock005 - 5 pts
32nd=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
34th=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
36th=: adamp93, Tesla, Omnis - 2 pts

Congratulations to ADEuk for winning Round Ten of the 2011 competition, and picking up a second win of the season

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round Eleven - Hungary will follow shortly

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[C-ZETA]

Still haven't scored since Monaco I think.

Well done Ade, great entry with yours Somehow Mars is still leading despite no wins, just 1 point in it now!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I don't usually do this, but I just wanted to show this off quickly. I know I frequently complain about the quality of the commentary here in Australia - now you're about to see for yourselves why. Australia's broadcast of Formula 1 and MotoGP is shown on Channel Ten and its sister channel, OneHD. The "commentary" is done by (left-right) Craig Baird, Darryl Beattie and Greg Rust.

Craig Baird: "MARK WEBBER! CASEY STONER! MARK WEBBER! CASEY STONER!"
Darryl Beattie: "MARK STONER! CASEY WEBBER! MARK STONER! CASEY WEBBER!"
Greg Rust: "MARSEY STOBBER! CARK WENNER! MARSEY STOBBER! CARK WENNER!"​

This is a typical example of Australian commentary.

 

[niky]

Corky Wiener?

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Congrats to ADEUK... As he said: "I can still win this championship!"

 

[Akmuq]

I don't usually do this, but I just wanted to show this off quickly. I know I frequently complain about the quality of the commentary here in Australia - now you're about to see for yourselves why. Australia's broadcast of Formula 1 and MotoGP is shown on Channel Ten and its sister channel, OneHD. The "commentary" is done by (left-right) Craig Baird, Darryl Beattie and Greg Rust.

Craig Baird: "MARK WEBBER! CASEY STONER! MARK WEBBER! CASEY STONER!"
Darryl Beattie: "MARK STONER! CASEY WEBBER! MARK STONER! CASEY WEBBER!"
Greg Rust: "MARSEY STOBBER! CARK WENNER! MARSEY STOBBER! CARK WENNER!"​

This is a typical example of Australian commentary.

Is ther no 'DANIEL RICCIARDO!!!' thrown in there?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

No. The silent 'i' confuses them.

 

[Stiggy]

Ricciardo should be there somewhere in small font given that he's mentioned at least once before "the action is heating up" (ie. there's an ad break). Oh, and Daryl Beattie cannot pronounce Liuzzi's name either, which usually results in me shouting "IT'S LIUZZI, NOT LIU-WIT-ZZI!" at the TV.

 

[ADEuk]

Thanks for the votes everyone.
What race must the next pic come from?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

First Podium, OOOOOOHHHH yeah! (probably last!)
Well done ADEuk!

 

[Touring Mars]

Thanks for the votes everyone.
What race must the next pic come from?

Hungary

Please PM me with a pic (you know the drill!)

Well done Ade, great entry with yours Somehow Mars is still leading despite no wins, just 1 point in it now!

 

[livemusic]

Congrats on the win ADEuk, just one point behind the leader now!

 

[PeterJB]

I'm just scratching on the top ten's door!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hello, anybody get my Jenson shampoo joke?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Well done Adeuk; simple , but hilarious caption 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - Hungary

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[ADEuk]

Oops sorry guys, I gave the wrong picture link, should have been this one : http://www.pitpass.com/images/galleries/2011hungary/friday/2011hungary_friday_s045.jpg.

If Touring doesn't mind of course

 

[Touring Mars]

Oops sorry guys, I gave the wrong picture link, should have been this one : http://www.pitpass.com/images/galleries/2011hungary/friday/2011hungary_friday_s045.jpg.

If Touring doesn't mind of course

Given that there were no entries yet, I've changed the picture 👍

 

[ADEuk]

Your sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

 

[Omnis]

"...Someone sat on my cake."

 

[ADEuk]

In the world of Formula One every possible advantage must be explored to the fullest in order to be quicker than your teammate.
Here we see Jenson Button studying Lewis' cockpit, and deciding whether or not to take a dump in there​

 

[Peter.]

While Lewis wonders why he keeps driving so recklessly, Jenson fills Lewis' drink bottle with the Ale.​

 

[Akmuq]

Jenson Button filling Lewis's cockpit with ants in the hope that he'll crash more.

 

[LewyOs]

Too much Champagne and cake had Jenson feeling quesy, and unlucky for Lewis, he could not make it to the porta loo... ​

 

[Seismica]

Whilst the celebrations are ongoing in the Mclaren motorhome, Jenson goes searching for his lucky fifty pence piece which he dropped earlier.​

*Final Entry

Would probably be more apt if the image was taken post-race, but never mind.

 

[Michelin]

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Jenson Button was wondering what changes he could do to Lewis Hamilton's cockpit so his teammate would not be able to be competitive (if I typed it wrong, please correct me) for the remainder of the season.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[RACECAR]

Oh, a piece of candy!

 

[EDK]

Ooh, Look!! They've painted my picture on the car!