F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Indians: Hey, what did you just say about us?
Buemi: No, no, no, I said damn these lousy engines!​

 

[Pupik]

Marshals: These tourists still haven't figured out that incense should only be used outside the car.

 

[Omnis]

"Do not worry my friend, Vijay's scooter will tow the car back to the pits in no time."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

As a last resort, a sacrifice to the racing gods may bring a win next race?

Final Entry; Parc Ferme'

 

[Jimlaad43]

Marshal: Look, just because you're in India doesn't mean you have to worship every picture of a cow.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Is a bull a cow?

 

[dhandeh]

Buemi receives the acclaim after a hot lap.

 

[PeterJB]

Is a bull a cow?

It's a male cow, but then a cow is a female bull. They're kinda weird like that.

Anyway:


Buemi attempts to escape from an imminent collision with Lewis Hamilton on a Moped.

 

[livemusic]

Marshal: Hey boss, how's the oil level? Want me to clean the windshield? Candy?

 

[ExigeEvan]

Buemi's rain dance offended the local Indians, much to his confusion.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Sebastien Buemi discovers that Indian fire extinguishers are as ineffective at putting out fires as his Toro Rosso is at not catching on fire to begin with.​

 

[Peter.]

At last, a good result. Best result in the Caption Competition to date, a podium! Thank you all who voted

As Sebastian Buemi walks away from the crippled Torro Rosso, he becomes frustrated when he remembers that he left the water running at home.​

 

[Akira AC]

Controversy surrounds the India GP as one of the Toro Roso drivers was found DUI during the race, one of the FIA investigators comment: "The strange behaviour (praying to his car) and the mysterious smoke coming out from his car made us believe in the existence of illegal substances on his car".[/BBC_NEWS]​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

In preparation for his next music video, Jaime Alguersuari had all the fire extinguishers in India replaced with fog machines.​

 

[tankuroded]

A failure in the engine has occured and the engine has been shut down to prevent further damage. 👍

 

[Lizard]

Bernie in race control. I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE.
Final entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

9.4 CONDITIONS OF ENTRY
9.4.1 - It is a condition of entry to the Republic of India that any driver requiring assistance from
the marshalls agrees to take part in Megastar Chiranjeevi's next Bollywood film.
9.4.2 - This may require the ability to powerslide a horse.​

 

[ADEuk]

Oh bollocks I left my iPhone in there​

 

[tankuroded]

(Second entry - click balloon)

I don't think you could enter two captions.

 

[RACECAR]

I don't think you could enter two captions.

You can make two, but you only mark one as "final entry"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I don't think you could enter two captions.

You can't. If you submit multiple captions, your last one will be treated as your entry - unless you mark one as "Final Entry". Which is exactly what I did.

 

[Alex.]

I have to say this round was really tough. I can't think of anything remotely funny.

 

[DK]

Marshal: Hey, do you smell something?
Buemi: Hamilton isn't the only one who likes to pay tribute to Bob Marley...

 

[RACECAR]

In trying to solve the problem with his car, the driver accidently sets off the emergency Tear Gas System.

 

[Furinkazen]

Toro Rosso's Tandoori Oven is too hot for Alguersauri

~FINAL~

 

[prisonermonkeys]

It's not Alguersuari - he finished the race. It's Sebastien Buemi

 

[ghskilla]

Buemi regrets his decision of using a 24-pack of Red Bull as a means of engine cooling.

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries for ROUND SEVENTEEN - India are now closed

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ROUND SIXTEEN - RESULTS

1st: Alex. - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts
3rd=: LewyOs, niky, pezzarinho17 - 12 pts
6th=: Famine, PeterJB - 7 pts
8th=: akmuq, Audiospark - 3 pts


Winning Entry

Horner: Sebastian, unfortunately you made a mistake at turn 7 on lap 46, it cost you one tenth of a second.

​

Standings (after Round Sixteen)

1st: ADEuk •• - 148 pts (2 wins)
2nd: Touring Mars - 148 pts (0 wins)
3rd: LewyOs •• - 145 pts

4th: Famine • - 117 pts
5th: niky • - 97 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 87 pts
7th: pezzarinho17 - 62 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys • - 53 pts
9th: Alex. •• - 50 pts (2 wins)
10th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts (1 win)

11th: Pupik - 46 pts
12th: RACECAR - 37 pts
13th: livemusic - 35 pts
14th=: TopGearFTW •, dhandes • - 34 pts
16th: akmuq - 29 pts
17th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
18th: haitch40 - 26 pts
19th=: DQuaN •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
21st: AudioSpark • - 24 pts
22nd=: daan, Omnis, ghskilla • - 21 pts
25th=: mPWRD, Jimlaad43 - 20 pts
27th: Peter. - 19 pts
28th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
29th: race'emhard - 17 pts
30th=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
32nd=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
35th: homeforsummer - 10 pts
36th=: peterjford, driftking18594 - 8 pts
38th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
39th: lukecfc - 4 pts
40th=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
42nd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to Alex. for winning Round Sixteen of the 2011 competition, his second win of the year

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round 15 - AudioSpark/ghskilla

Round 16 - Alex.

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi will follow next week

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[Alex.]

Brilliant, the only points I've scored all season have been 2 wins

Cheers.

 

[Touring Mars]

A deserved win, and you beat me into 2nd - again... BTW, that's the sixth time I've been 2nd this season, and I'm the only person in the Top 10 to not have scored a single win all year Still, it's unbelievably close this year, and it's all to play for with just three results to come!

By the way, I have editted the standings to account for 'countback'... people tied on the same points will be separated on race wins!