F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Akmuq]

Shouldn't Ricciardo be there?

 

[Touring Mars]

I'm sure I parked around here somewhere...​

 

[Azure Flare]

How am I gonna scrape together $12 for GT5 Spec II?

FINAL ENTRY
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[ghskilla]

Tonio is thinking... "Apex, apex, brake, turn, move aside for Vettel, turn, accelerate, 130R, allow Jenson through, brake, turn, apex, accelerate, move aside for Hamilton....."
Final Entry​

 

[Peter.]

Not final entry.

Now where's my car? Crap! Did it get towed? Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have parked it next to that hydrant.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Tonio Liuzzi: "No, I'm not going to go and see Colin about it. How would you feel about
seeing a Romanian dentist!? I think I'll take my chances with the toothache."​

 

[ADEuk]

Reports have emerged that HRT recently sent Tonio Luizzi on a driver training session with the BTCC.
However, ask can be seen from this picture, Tonio studied the wrong Plato
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[mafia_boy]

Liuzzi ponders how he can get DLC to work with his Italian account and Japan based disc.​

 

[livemusic]

Final Entry:

Now where's my car? Crap! Did it get towed? Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have parked it next to that hydrant.

That's a bit too similar to TM's entry methinks.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Tonio Liuzzi: "I do not have a tooth-AUGH!! That ... that was not a cry of pain. It was ... it was a
Roman warrior thing. To ... strike fear into the hearts of my enemies. I shout 'AUGH!!' like I did just
now and they just jump out of the way. It worked on Felipe Massa last year, and I am really not
comfortable with seeing a Romanian dentist because one of my fillings has come loose."​

 

[PeterJB]

Who shall I plough into this time??

 

[C-ZETA]

"Come on, me, smile!!! Or has HRT really made me that depressed...?"

 

[Lizard]

Reports have emerged that HRT recently sent Tonio Luizzi on a driver training session with the BTCC.
However, ask can be seen from this picture, Tonio studied the wrong Plato
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Tonio is more like the guy controlling the chariot, he struggles to control the car.

Proof that A level philosophy destroys your sense of humour.

 

[Peter.]

That's a bit too similar to TM's entry methinks.

Is it? Well then, I had better change it then.

New Final Entry:

Not sure if that hot girl has a little dog beside her, or just Bernie Ecclestone and wife.​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIFTEEN - RESULTS

1st=: AudioSpark, ghskilla - 21 pts
3rd=: Peter., Pupik, Famine - 12 pts
6th: haitch40 - 8 pts
7th: ADEuk - 6 pts
8th=: Touring Mars, TheStig13, niky, driftking18594 - 1 pt


Winning Entries

Liuzzi: "So when are we starting the qualifiers?"
Crew Members: "Yesterday Tonio."
Liuzzi: "Ah.."

Tonio is thinking... "Apex, apex, brake, turn, move aside for Vettel, turn, accelerate, 130R, allow Jenson through, brake, turn, apex, accelerate, move aside for Hamilton....."

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Standings (after Round Fifteen)

1st: ADEuk •• - 148 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 133 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 130 pts

4th: Famine • - 110 pts
5th: niky • - 85 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 79 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys • - 53 pts
8th=: GTP_Ingram •, pezzarinho17 - 50 pts
10th: Pupik - 46 pts

11th: RACECAR - 37 pts
12th: livemusic - 35 pts
13th=: TopGearFTW •, dhandes • - 34 pts
15th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
16th=: akmuq, haitch40 - 26 pts
18th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
21st=: daan, Omnis, AudioSpark •, ghskilla • - 21 pts
25th=: mPWRD, Jimlaad43 - 20 pts
27th: Peter. - 19 pts
28th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
29th: race'emhard - 17 pts
30th=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
32nd=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
35th: homeforsummer - 10 pts
36th=: peterjford, driftking18594 - 8 pts
38th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
39th: lukecfc - 4 pts
40th=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
42nd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to AudioSpark and ghskilla for jointly winning Round Fifteen of the 2011 competition

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round 15 - AudioSpark/ghskilla

Round Sixteen - India will follow shortly

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[niky]

That was neck-in-neck-in-neck-in...

Curse you, Lewis, for ruining my race!

 

[Lizard]

If India is next what happened to Korea?

 

[Touring Mars]

If India is next what happened to Korea?

Oh crap

Since I've already been given pictures for India, and I don't have enough time today to sort it, I'll run Korea at the end of the season. Well spotted though, haitch... that's twice now!

 

[Lizard]

Oh crap

Since I've already been given pictures for India, and I don't have enough time today to sort it, I'll run Korea at the end of the season. Well spotted though, haitch... that's twice now!

I want extra points for this

 

[Famine]

If the picture for India isn't Alonso sitting in front of the giant screen with Alonso on it, I demand a recount.

 

[Touring Mars]

I want extra points for this

OK, from now on, you shall be named haitch41.

On second thoughts, I am going to be away all of next week, and so I'm going to run Korea now, and will post up the caption for India later in the week... the voting for both rounds will happen simultaneously when I get back.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - Korea

Special Note: Deadline for this round is this Friday, 4th November, 1000 GMT

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Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round (see the separate voting thread in this forum next week).

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. Full rules available in Post #1

 

[Lizard]

Mars tried to skip my picture why why why.

 

[Omnis]

"Your championship-winning prize this year is Beef Bulgogi prepared by Tae-Kim Seo Ryong, Top Gear Korea's version of James May."

 

[Akmuq]

Vettel's reaction to the Hamilton-Massa crash.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Vettel, after being told to stop setting fastest lap of the race on the last lap of the race.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

http://www.itv.com/formula1/news/2011/10/red-bull-trust-sebastian-vettel-over-his-late-race-fastest-lap-bids-4737/

 

[AudioSpark]

Vettel forgot to take his medication that reduces his allergies from the FIA's BS.

 

[LewyOs]

Christian Horner: Sorry to tell you this Seb, but Mark made a complaint to the FIA about equal machinery...

.... and they've ordered us to switch your car with his...

 

[Touring Mars]

Webber: Hey Seb, check out my GTP thong...​

 

[Famine]

"Get out of my mind, Charles."