How would you kill Bob?

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I think his death should involve a midget

And yeah, I do mean the Daihatsu, though actually...hmmm
 
4 of my 5 bobs are good but the first bob i hired needs to die a death so painfull. I would just put him on his favorite track. (NURB) because him and that track has some type of akward relationship so i will place him at the end of the straight tell him to look the opposite way andd take 15 of my good friends down the straight in 1000 hp cars and see what happens
 
Fit an X2010 or a Minolta with an Ejector seat with no parachute. Push Bob as hard as he can down la sarthes straight then at max speed send him up in the air. Don't care where he lands but it'll be a long way away and he'll be dead. BYE BYE R.Simon
 
I would put him in an X1 and make him drive off a cliff
 
Since I have many millions and my bob has been a huge part of my GT success, I would take him to Vegas and rent him a president suite, spend a million or two in prostitutes and 6 kilos of cocaine. Let my loyal racer go out like every man should; Knee deep in crack and crack.

Then I would restore my save off USB and do it all over again.
 
I would repeatedly smash him over the head with a spiked baseball bat, while shouting 'overtake', 'pace up' and 'maintain pace' at him.
 
Something involving Nascar and Daytona. He really let me down in the Nascar Championship...
 
I would make him manager of his own race team and make myself his driver. See how he likes a stubborn git who won't listen. He eventually would kill himself :D
 
I love my bob and if he was to perish it would have to be from a heartattack after sexing himself though the Miss Universe lineup from 2010.
 
Something involving Nascar and Daytona. He really let me down in the Nascar Championship...

Me too.. specially on the first race! I have to keep pressing on PACE UP every time, if I don't he ends up being last.
 
I'll just say this: the movie Speed--> Bob driving on an oval track
you can guess the rest.
 
I'd make him run B-spec with his own Bob's. An eye for an eye!
 
^^ I was gonna say that lol.
 
I would have the car in front of him be armed with oil slick (al la Spyhunter) it should be a sure shot since he doesn't want to pass cars without my direct order. Think spyhunter crash noise has he hit the wall at whatever speed the car in front of him is going definitely not the speed he could be going.
 
I'd just put him in a Speed 12 and keep spamming the pace up option.
 
Well i will kill him hoping the Grand cayon from gt4 will be in gt5 and the car do a roll over the clif :)
 
Strap him up in a chair and make him listen to Justin Bieber songs 24/7 on max volume.
This is how to kill a Bob, not torture one until its ears explode.;)
 
Volkswagen Beetle '49 endurance race around Indy 500. Until he starves.
 
At this point, I'm kind of leaning toward tying him to the bumper of my Viper ACR and going for about 50 laps at Daytona....
 
Get him to attempt one lap of Eiger K Trail in a Fiat 500
 
How would you kill Bob?

ohhh this is good one! I would kill him all ways described above combined!👍
 
This is how to kill a Bob, not torture one until its ears explode.;)

If he is strapped up to a chair with nothing to eat or drink, eventually he'll die. :dopey:
 
I know mine likes Nascar, especially Daytona.

I'd send mine against the traffic in that course. Oh yeah.
 
tie him in front of the X1 for the 24hrs of Nurburgring
 
I'll just let him drive a NASCAR at Daytona, just sit back and watch him rollover.
 
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